Supreme Court DOMA Decision Rules Federal Same-Sex Marriage Ban Unconstitutional

[Nickdfresh]

LMFAO! Great.

So 33-year old bachelor wept?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

So 33-year old bachelor wept?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

was there a female disciple?

[Nickdfresh]

was there a female disciple?

Well, there's speculation he was fucking the bejesus out of Mary Magdalene. But he was always around a dozen guys or so...

[Jesus Christ]

Seriously Nicodemus, did ye really need to go there??

Ye know that Sesh always tries to imply that I am gay, just because I was 33 and unmarried.

But verily I say unto thee, that when ye know that ye are going to be crucified, rise from the dead, and then ascend to Heaven, then what would be the point of marrying and having children when I would not have been there on Earth with them?

My stepfather Joseph died when I was a teenager, and it really hurt My Mom and My younger brothers and sisters. But Joseph did not know his fate in advance, so ye cannot condemn him for marrying and having a family. But it would have been irresponsible of Me to do so.

But yes, I loved Mary Magdalene very much. And still do. And now she is indeed My wife, here in Heaven.


Oh, and BTW, the Messiah hath no Twitter account, so that was an imposter who replied to Michael Huckabee. But I do pretty much agree with his sentiments. I have never approved of the hatred and prejudice done in My name. And that is what makes Jesus weep more than anything

[kwame k]

Come on now, Jesus!

You were banging MM........she was the Yoko Ono of your group!

Made the rest of the Disciples jealous

[Jesus Christ]

was there a female disciple?

Verily, there were many. But ye must remember the books of Scripture which were compiled into the collection ye know as "The Bible" were written by (and for) a patriarchal society, and so the men got all the mention.

The 12 men whose names ye may know - they were the leadership of the Disciples, but there were many other Disciples beyond that, both male and female.

[Dr. Love]

Oh, and BTW, the Messiah hath no Twitter account

I've got it on good authority that he doesn't have a Roth Army account either.

[kwame k]

So I've been PM'ing a false Messiah

[Jesus Christ]

I've got it on good authority that he doesn't have a Roth Army account either.

Physician, heal thyself!

[Hardrock69]

Seriously Nicodemus, did ye really need to go there??

Ye know that Sesh always tries to imply that I am gay, just because I was 33 and unmarried.

You are forgetful in your old age, Lord. The wedding at Canaan in the New Testament was YOUR wedding. The people came to you to ask about the supply of wine running out.
They would only have come to the groom to discuss such a thing.

The groom was the person in charge of the wedding in Israel during the time period when you were "alive". It is common knowledge among historians. Note I did not say "Fascist Christan Zealots".

Factual statement. :D

Have your Dad rewind the cosmic video tape so you can be reminded of what happened to you 2,000 years ago.

[Hardrock69]

A message to all the Christian assholes who are whining about DOMA being overturned yesterday:

Hows it feel to be a "victim" you fucking assholes?

You fuckers have only been victimizing innocent people in the name of "God" for 1700 years!

How is it that you are victim of this situation, when you have no right telling other people how to live their lives?

Nobody is stopping you worthless goddamnable fucks from living your own lives as you see fit.

You are free to continue being the tight-wad, narrow-minded assholes you always have been. Nobody is stopping you.

But guess what? You cannot tell other people how to live their lives.

So other people do not believe as you do. Good for them. You should have no problem with that. Don't you have enough to worry about in your own life? It must take a lot of effort to be fucking assholes the way you are.

So SHUT THE FUCK UP and go back to living your miserable fucking lives.

Nobody is trying to order YOU around. You have no valid reason to try to order other people around who believe differently from you.

And if you do not want your children to grow up to be gay, STOP HAVING GAY BABIES!

Fucking idiots.

[FORD]

Well..... at least that settles the question of whether or not He was gay.

[kwame k]

.....add to that, it was his mother that came to Jesus to tell him they were out of wine!

Mother of the groom

[FORD]