A New (Old?) Angle On Creationism......

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  • VetteLS5
    Commando
    • Mar 2012
    • 1130

    #31
    And with that, I leave you with:

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    • twonabomber
      formerly F A T
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 11294

      #32
      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      In North American terms my accent is probably closest to Craig Ferguson, we come from similar backgrounds and grew up close to each other although I'm a bit younger...
      Ferguson is a funny guy. One thing I miss about being on second shift, being up when his show is on.
      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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      • Coyote
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 8185

        #33
        Originally posted by Hardrock69
        Well, here is something slightly relevant that is floating around Facebook.....




        REALLY? IF THIS IS FUCKING TRUE, WHY ARE THERE FUCKING HOSPITALS? DOCTORS? FUNERAL HOMES?

        IF Jebus is somewhere in a goddamn lab coat wandering around healing people, then disease, illness, death, etc. are all a big fucking fantasy.

        The sad part is there are thousands of idiots on Facebook typing "YES" in the comments section.

        What a bunch of ignorant fucking saps.
        As a former member of the Evangelical Lutheran Church, I agree.
        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

        Originally posted by Seshmeister
        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • WACF
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2920

          #34
          Originally posted by Seshmeister
          In North American terms my accent is probably closest to Craig Ferguson, we come from similar backgrounds and grew up close to each other although I'm a bit younger...

          I am still going with Willy the groundskeeper...

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            #35
            Originally posted by WACF
            I am still going with Willy the groundskeeper...
            These days I'm thinking Colin Montgomerie...

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #36
              Originally posted by WACF
              I am still going with Willy the groundskeeper...
              i think kermit...
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • vandeleur
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Sep 2009
                • 9865

                #37
                Rab c Nesbit .... Same hair to
                fuck your fucking framing

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59558

                  #38
                  God zaps Creationist zip line!

                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • Hardrock69
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 21897

                    #39
                    Ok here is something great.....it seems if the Earf and deh yoonivurse wuz maked in teh 5500 bc, den peepulz bin smoking teh pots fo longur din dat!




                    Fact: Humans Used Pot For At Least 9,000 Years

                    Posted on August 19, 2013 at 7:53 am by David Downs

                    Drug warriors would have you believe marijuana is some mysterious devil plant invented by Mexicans in the 19th Century that humanity is somehow unfamiliar with. In fact, cannabis has been used for at least 9,000 years as a food, fuel, fiber and botanical medicine.

                    “Humans have cultivated and consumed the flowering tops of the female cannabis plant since virtually the beginning of recorded history,” writes TheAnswerPage.com this week, as part of their ongoing continuing medical education of doctors and the public. The AnswerPage.com is sponsored by The Massachusetts Medical Society, publisher of the New England Journal of Medicine.

                    “Cannabis-based textiles dating to 7,000 B.C. have been recovered in northern China, and the plant’s use as a medicinal and euphoric agent date back nearly as far. In 2008, archeologists in Central Asia discovered over two pounds of cannabis in the 2,700-year-old grave of an ancient mummified shaman. After scientists conducted extensive testing on the material’s potency, they affirmed, “The most probable conclusion … is that [ancient] culture[s] cultivated cannabis for pharmaceutical, psychoactive, and divinatory purposes.”

                    Ok so I wonder if the scientists took some of the 2,700-year-old pot and tried to get off on it.....

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21897

                      #40
                      I know I would have....in the name of clinical research and everything.

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