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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    The Grave Robbers In Congress
    By Charles P. Pierce

    My father died in 1989, a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. In his younger days, he was a combat Naval veteran of World War II. Because of that, he was able to take advantage of a big-government program called the GI Bill of Rights. Because of that, he was eligible for a comfortable big-government pension when he retired from his career in a big-government program called the public schools. His politics were very conservative, almost radically so. (It was he who suggested I spend a rainy weekend reading None Dare Call It Treason, a sort of ur-text for Birchite winguttia.) He is not here to speak for himself, so I will do so. It is not merely unseemly, but positively obscene for people like Ted Cruz, and Mike Lee, and the unspeakable Princess Dumbass of the Northwoods to use surviving World War II veterans to advance a political agenda that would make the lives of those veterans immeasurably worse. It is obscene for them to use old, brave men as camouflage for bigotry and nonsense. It is obscene for them to borrow courage that never would find in themselves and to gussy it up in Confederate flags and trot it out as an an audience for crackpots like Larry Klayman. It is obscene for them to claim for themselves the dead of Normandy, and the Bulge, and Okinawa, and Saipan. It is obscene for them to try to purify their own vandalism in worthier blood than flows in their veins.

    How dare these idiots? Tailgunner Ted Cruz, and Mike Lee, the constitooshunal skolar from Utah, and Ms. Palin. How dare they traffick in this manner of grave-robbing? They would all throw these veterans off Medicare, close the VA hospitals, bury the brave old men and women in substandard nursing homes rather than give an inch away of their indomitable ideology of entitled selfishness. Ted Cruz doesn't think the government has a role in making the lives of these veterans easier. Mike Lee thinks the Founders wanted vets to starve. Sarah Palin doesn't think, period, and is proud of it.

    The American Right has never looked as fundamentally reckless and inhumane as it did when it attempted to burglarize heroism over the weekend. All the chickenhawks came home to roost, for sure. To see Princess Dumbass there, one hand on her heart while the other one very likely was picking pockets, attempting to wrap herself in the sacrifice of so many people, living and dead, when the hardest thing she's ever done in her life is quit her job halfway through doing it, is to see a kind of ghastly kind of historical vampirism. It takes a special lack of conscience to grift the graves of the honored dead. It's enough to make you root very hard for the Curse Of The Pharaohs. My father doesn't need the intercession of these delusional creatures. On his behalf, I say, in god's name, walk away from decent people in shame.

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    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • Satan
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6664

      Originally posted by Kristy
      What so wrong with having a 6th grade education? Why that's this many times more than you average Roth fan education.
      I would suspect that most 6th graders are intellectually better off than the teabaggers. Except for the home-schooled teabagging 6th graders, of course.
      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

      Originally posted by Sockfucker
      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49565

        Originally posted by Kristy
        What so wrong with having a 6th grade education? Why that's this many times more than you average Roth fan education.


        Um, what?

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16732

          Hey Wiki Niki I'm constipated today. Any great factual info you could share?

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          • vandeleur
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Sep 2009
            • 9865

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Hey Wiki Niki I'm constipated today. Any great factual info you could share?
            Queue full of shit gags
            fuck your fucking framing

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49565

              Originally posted by Kristy
              Hey Wiki Niki I'm constipated today. Any great factual info you could share?
              Try Activia yogurt. It keeps me and Jamie Lee Curtis regular. The Greek style is the bomb!

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16732

                Thanks so much Wiki Niki!

                I've been on a steady diet of oatmeal and heroin. Shuts down the bowel completely. So when I do go ends up looking something like this:

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                • Satan
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6664

                  Larry KLANSman says "put down the Quran and come out of the WHITE house, you ******!"

                  Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                  Originally posted by Sockfucker
                  I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                  • Nickdfresh
                    SUPER MODERATOR

                    • Oct 2004
                    • 49565

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Thanks so much Wiki Niki!

                    I've been on a steady diet of oatmeal and heroin. Shuts down the bowel completely. So when I do go ends up looking something like this:

                    Does that mean that flashing lights and gates come down in front of your vagina while you take a dump?

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                    • Satan
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6664

                      Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                      Originally posted by Sockfucker
                      I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        Originally posted by Satan
                        Klayman should die in a fire. Slowly.
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          The president's a Christian ??

                          Hahahahahaha...

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            The president's a Christian ??

                            Hahahahahaha...
                            VASTLY more believable than your claim to be one.
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • ELVIS
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 44120

                              I never lied to you...

                              Everything Obomba says is a lie...

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                              • jhale667
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 20929

                                Originally posted by ELVIS
                                I never lied to you...

                                Everything Obomba says is a lie...
                                Sorry, what were you lying? Get real - practically everything you post is bullshit, dude... including that. Nice try.
                                Originally posted by conmee
                                If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                                That is all.

                                Icon.
                                Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                                I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                                Originally posted by Isaac R.
                                Then it's really true??

                                The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                                OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                                Originally posted by eddie78
                                I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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