Congressional GOP Shitheads To Turn USA Into Third World Basket-case Laughingstock!

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[Seshmeister]

People seem to keep mentioning the National Parks, I would be a bit more worried about the closure of the Centre for Disease Control(CDC) and E-Verify, the system that lets employers check for illegal immigrants. WTF?

Another little factoid - did you know that on average people in Congress have a 90% chance of re election?

[FORD]

Yeah, closing the CDC in October was a genius move. It's the "traditional" start of flu season.

And there's a Hurricane off the Gulf Coast right now which seemed to be following the same trajectory as Katrina. So ELVIS might get to experience a government shutdown up close and personal, without NOAA to inform him about the hurricane, or FEMA to clean up after it.

And Piyush Jindal will beg for the money, of course........

[ELVIS]

FEMA and the CDC can rot in hell...

I don't and won't need federal government assistance, ever, sheep...

[FORD]

[ELVIS]

I never knew you were this sold out...

[FORD]

[Satan]

[Satan]

[Satan]

[Seshmeister]

http://www.astrowatch.net/2013/10/russian-pirates-offer-nasa-help-in.html

Russian ‘Pirates’ Offer NASA Help in Times of Crisis




The Pirate Party of Russia has offered NASA the use of its dedicated servers to temporarily host the US space agency’s website as it has been shut down “due to the lapse in federal government funding.” NASA was supposed to be marking its 55th birthday this week, but the US space agency gave furlough notices, not birthday invitations, to nearly all of its 18,000 employees, and began fretting about future missions as funding dried up with the US government shutdown.

“We would like to offer you bulletproof collocation or dedicated servers on our hosting platform till the end of the crisis,” the Pirate Party said in a statement posted on its website Thursday.

“We stand for Internet privacy, and as the result you would not have to worry about programs such as PRISM and other illegal activities of secret services of different countries. Your traffic, your activity and the activity of your users will be in safety,” the statement said.

The Pirate Party, founded in 2009, is active in Russia as a public movement, but the Justice Ministry has refused to register it as a political party, claiming that the name “pirate” is a reference to a criminal offense.

It claims representation in 48 regions of Russia with 5,000 applicants and at least 30,000 supporters. The stated goals of the party include promoting e-democracy, the freedom of information and the protection of personal privacy.

The party reportedly operates on a monthly budget of 6,000 rubles ($200) and a dedicated grassroots effort.

[Seshmeister]

Dude, you're like one step away from stockpiling automatic weapons, moving to a compound, and giving your wife to your new cult leader, er, "pastor" for a weekly Jesus-penis cleansing...

ELVIS is on 3 year cycles of telling us all that he has found the meaning of life the universe and everything and then realizing he's talking shit and moving on to the next more crazy cult. ASSuming that he has already started the with the latest then I guess full on KORESH sheep is less than 3 years away.

[Satan]

AAARRRRGGGH, ya scurvy Capitalist dogs!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of vodka.....

Or better yet.... translate this into Russian......

[Satan]