Wal-Mart - One of the Reasons Why I Enjoy Spending Money There

[Nickdfresh]

I'm sure Canadian poontang smells really putrid...

No, it doesn't...

[Nitro Express]

I think we should annex Canada and move the current inhabitants to Alaska. We could take all their maple syrup and back bacon and sell it to pay off our national debt. The French will have to deal with us if they want any maple syrup for their toast.

Actually we don't have any debt. The Federal Reserve Bank has lots of it. They are just trying to pass their debt onto us. It would be nice if The FED would honor it's bond payments. Ask Germany how their banking with The Federal Reserve is going at the moment.

[Nitro Express]

I would think the natural resources would be more valuable. We'll use our secret weapon...poutine. Heart attacks for all!

You guys have some of the best rodeo stock in the world. A ride on a pissed off Albertan bull could ruin your day.

[cadaverdog]

No, it doesn't...

Have you sniffed every crotch in Canada? I'm sure they all don't smell like maple syrup. Some of them are bound to smell a little funky.

[cadaverdog]

BTW: I actually like Canada. I've been there a few times. Once in the Navy and a couple other times when I visited my buddy that lives in Oak Harbor now. In the Navy we went to some place called Esquamalt. We had to go up this narrow inlet for hours and came to a good sized watery cul de sac with a yellow submarine and a WWII destroyer anchored in it. We towed the destroyer out to see and sank it with a Tomahawk missle. A bunch of us ended up in the same bar and some dumbass with a couple buddies tried to start a fight with one of our guys. They changed their minds when they found out he had a couple hundred friends nearby. Other than that we had a blast there. We went to Victoria, BC on the way up and partied our asses off there too. We had to wear our uniforms to leave the ship but everyone was cool with us being there. I even scored some killer bud of a local stoner.

[Nitro Express]

I have relatives that live in British Columbia and Alberta. To be honest, they aren't much different than the people who live around here. The one thing I notice is they don't like hot spicy Mexican food. They didn't understand how I could just eat that hot red stuff. They didn't know what salsa was. One of them has to have his HP Sauce and hates it that none of the restaurants here have it. He now brings his HP Sauce with him. LOL!

[Nitro Express]

Have you sniffed every crotch in Canada? I'm sure they all don't smell like maple syrup. Some of them are bound to smell a little funky.

Damn Dog you are a dog. Going around sniffing all the tangy wangy crotches.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

we are infiltrated with canucks till march one thing i notice about canadians around here is they all have white hair

[Angel]

I have relatives that live in British Columbia and Alberta. To be honest, they aren't much different than the people who live around here. The one thing I notice is they don't like hot spicy Mexican food. They didn't understand how I could just eat that hot red stuff. They didn't know what salsa was. One of them has to have his HP Sauce and hates it that none of the restaurants here have it. He now brings his HP Sauce with him. LOL!

Didn't know what Salsa was!?!?!? They're rednecks right? HP is the best! I can't eat poached eggs without it, lol.

Used to eat a lot of spicy food when I was in BC...here they don't even carry anything hot!