FAUX "News" host Megyn Kelly says Jesus & Santa are both white guys

[Satan]

So...........





ask Ralphie!!!!

Now we KNOW that Santa can't be Chinese, because if he were, all the Jews would have nowhere to eat on Xmas Eve.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?








He sold his soul to Santa.

[jacksmar]

[cadaverdog]

The "faux" news can be found on other channels too. NBC, MSNBC. It's just slanted in the other direction. There is no Santa Claus and Jesus is a long haired white dude. I saw him waiting for a bus on Sunset in Hollywood. I'm sure it was really him because he looked right at me after I said there's Jesus but he couldn't have heard me because there was too much noise from passing cars.

[cadaverdog]

I didn't see this before I posted. Jacksmar must be psychic.

[Satan]

I didn't see this before I posted. Jacksmar must be psychic.

Or psycho, at least.

[jacksmar]

or




Someone's lying!!!

[cadaverdog]

Or psycho, at least.

Maybe. He liked your post.

[cadaverdog]

He liked mine too. Now I know he's nuts.

[Satan]

[cadaverdog]

If it was another colored person (a different color) this wouldn't even be news. The black dude on Welcome Back Kotter sang "Santa Claus Is A Black Man" and nobody said shit about it. Santa isn't real, Saints are only real if they're from New Orleans. Jesus was a real person but it's not clear what color his skin was. It might say it in the bible somewhere but nobody knows how much of either version (new or old testament) was even translated correctly. As far as it being fiction or non fiction we'll probably never know. There might be something left after death but I don't believe in a literal Heaven or Hell.

[Kristy]

with the sound off mz kelly is hot hot.....

"mz peroxide" is anything but...

Than again as with NeoNaziCons, racism is sweet as long as it is attractive.

[Satan]

[Satan]

[jacksmar]

Give up FORD. Yukon was a gun owner. That's all you need to know about Christmas.