Satan's Early 2016 Presidential Poll

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664
    #1

    Satan's Early 2016 Presidential Poll

    If you could vote today for any of the potential candidates listed, who would be your choice?
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    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
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    • VAiN
      Use my hand, I won't look
      ROCKSTAR

      • Nov 2006
      • 5056
      #2
      Dave for president. The press conferences would be epic.
      Originally posted by wiseguy
      That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • Satan
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6664
          #3
          Then I guess I'll have to be his vice president. The bumper sticker slogan would be obvious.......
          Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

          Originally posted by Sockfucker
          I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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            • jacksmar
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2004
              • 3533
              #4
              Paul Stanley for prez!!!!

              A NATION OF COWARDS - Jeffrey R. Snyder

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