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Oh, and he's F A T, too.Comment
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Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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I loved the bit about my state's seal having a dismembered head of a horse on it.
"put'em in your movie!"
Yep, as an NJ'er who watched both my Mom and my brother get squeezed out of their teaching jobs when this fuck got in office and slashed school budgets while allowing 6 figure, do-nothing, super intendants to keep their positions, I can only hope this current fuck up puts every corrupt move he's made under a microscope.Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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And your corrupt justice department has launched a full investigation into who's responsible .
Too bad they don't do an investigation into fast and furious, who got a billion dollars for a website that doesn't work, 4 murdered Americans in a foreign country and the IRS targeting political opponents.
I can't wait for shit to hit the fan over obamacare next year, there won't be a liberal holding any government job above a janitor position.Comment
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How many Americans died because of Jabba's political revenge stunt?
So far, we know of at least one.......
Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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And by the way....
Haven't you learned by now that anytime Darryl "Joe McCarthief" Issa launches any sort of "investigation", it's going to be 666% complete dragonshit??
Fast and Furious? Turned out to be Chimpy's doing.
Benghazi? Well what do you know, it WAS that goddamn stupid video to blame
Tax abuses? Well, gee... looks like a bunch of Demoncrats got audited too.
Strike 3. Or actually, strike 4, given Issa's inability to buy himself the California governors race, and the coward literally CRIED when Enron chose Herr Gropenator as their candidate/coverup leader.
Even the delusional Orange County Repukes can't be crazy enough to vote this assclown back into Congress next time. Throw him in a padded cell with that dickhead Allen West.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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Wrong again dipshit, get your facts straight.
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The son in law can blame or not blame whomever he chooses, but the fact is stated right in your article......
....But it took the responding ambulance seven minutes to reach the unconscious woman — a trip that typically would take between two and three minutes in the compact town on the west side of the Hudson River.
An extra 5 minutes could have made all the difference. Jabba should be charged with manslaughter.Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerComment
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I need to be there for your first stretchmark.
I mean...I know it is unfair that women get them first. But when that skippy looking ladder looking stretch of your skin first happens on your ass or your belly or your top of your tit. For all of us everywhere....can we see it and hear about it? It will be philosophy on display!
F A T will just be the begginnniningg ggngngng of the party....as F A T as my ugly old ass is...still not stretching or marking...and apparently women hit that first. May I be there to celebrate?
To your first stretchmark. Let us raise an ass...I mean a glass.
I am counting on you.
Ugly asses on women with weak skills...depress me....i am wing man on those.
To the first mark on your ass!
Mine is fucking nice and smooth and pumps real well at my age. Hope you find the same! Mine has not a single F A T mark. Sorry for girls...not fair...fat asses happen so quickly for them.
My ass has no comparison to a girl my same age.
My your ass age like a fine one....like mine Kristy!
May Kristy have an ass like mine when she reaches "old age".
We expect a picture. I am very critical of women's asses. Let's see how a Kristy ass makes for a better world. Broken asses help no one.
Shake that ass baby while it still works....about 3 years from now....the droop in your poop shoot will not impress....and damn those 39 year old stretch marks.....i know chicks that are over 50 that have no sad ass.....maybe you should ask those girls how that works.
May those that have never been tested test us all! Line that ass Kristy up against a line up photo group...so whether age or not determines attractiveness....you ass it butt's up on the lineup...and all your serious criticism is laid upon the line. Us fucking weird old people will be really impressed about hot smart looking your ass is in a lineup..and whether or not it is worthy of being hit. Because rubbing that clit is kewl....not really a test when only you are doing it.
I am betting if you make it to 50....that your ass will just be as precious as everyone in this room wants to hit it. So make sure your deacon in the church you attend....is hitting it right now.
*drops the mic
We will see if stretchmarks has a comeback.Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-11-2014, 01:12 AM. Reason: Man i had this skinny chick that i never made a big deal about...but wow boy...when skinny chicks get those stretch marks...any man or woman they tried to seduce....knew their story was F A T.Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.Comment
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