Alex Jones going batshit crazy about Satan!

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    #16
    Originally posted by Nitro Express


    I would say Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh share the same ego and paranoia. I mean check out Rush's cold snake eyes in this interview. I mean this is a cold calculating motherfucker.
    I remember watching that episode.... I kept waiting for Spock to walk in and give Mush the old Vulcan neck pinch so he would shut the fuck up.
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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    • Kristy
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 16751

      #17
      Yes, why is he still alive?

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49567

        #18
        Elvis should check number 5.

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #19
          The CEO of Crazy Inc. ??

          What a bunch of losers...

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          • Nickdfresh
            SUPER MODERATOR

            • Oct 2004
            • 49567

            #20
            Originally posted by ELVIS
            The CEO of Crazy Inc. ??

            What a bunch of losers...
            Yeah, I know. You should really stop listening to them...

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32942

              #21
              Originally posted by Satan
              I remember watching that episode.... I kept waiting for Spock to walk in and give Mush the old Vulcan neck pinch so he would shut the fuck up.

              I found the funky chair they sat in disturbing. It reminded me of the love toilet. Maybe Shat and Rush had a thing for each other.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                #22
                Alex Jones has managed to build quite an impressive operation out of nothing. If anything he's an internet success story from a financial perspective. I mean please people. This guy has David Icke on his show as a serious guest. LOL! I don't think David is hurting either. You can sell sky daddy. You can sell life insurance. You can sell reptile repellent. You can sell a magical orange drink. The common denominator seems to be you have to create fear to sell the big fuzzy teddy bear that will keep you safe.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16751

                  #23
                  From Uncyclopedia:

                  He [Jone$] was awarded the psychological health award for outstanding sanity in the face of adversity by the American Association of Mental Health Professionals Against the New World Order on September 11, 2001. He subsequently declined to accept the award, citing his belief that the organization was a front for Satan Worshiping Illuminati working in close association with the Bilderberg Group, to hypnotize their patients into believing that their recovered memories of Satanic Cult abuse are actually an elaborate screen implanted by Grey Aliens to cover their tracks.

                  In 2011 Jones was nominated for a Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of Excellence. He would eventually finish second to a water cooler.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #24
                    Fuck off, faggot...

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                    • Kristy
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 16751

                      #25
                      Oh dear! Did I spoil your Jone$ masturbation session?

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