A Startlingly Simple Theory About the Missing Malaysia Airlines Jet

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  • Kristy
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 16751

    #31
    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
    Then people were speculating that it landed at the base in Diego Garcia. That one cracked me up. I've had several friends stationed there.
    I'm changing my tune. I say now this 777 Boeing piece of shit has parked its behemoth ass somewhere in the Anambas Islands. Just a hunch.

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    • Nitro Express
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Aug 2004
      • 32942

      #32
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Fire my fucking ass. That motherfucker was hijacked taken to an undisclosed location in Iran (I'm saying somewhere near Saravan close to the Pakistan border - but you didn't hear that from me). It is currently being dismantled, to lighten the load to hold six to eight nuclear warheads and "retro-fitted" for no other reason other than to look cool. Then it will be flown to Azerbaijan awaiting further instruction radiated more than half of west Europe or maintain its flight across the Atlantic to nuke New York, Detroit (thank fuck), Denver (to finally get rid of Peyton Manning) and then (thank fuck again) Texas. It won't be shot down due to er...um....Obamacare. Yeah, Obamacare.

      This plane is going to be the white horse of the apocalypse.

      Mysteriously Ted Cruz won't be in Texas during the nuking so I really don't see the need to go to all this trouble.
      I didn't know you listened to The Blaze Kristy. I smell Glenn Beck in your post. I bet he cried and told the audience to buy more Glenn Beck sponsored survival food.
      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16751

        #33
        It's scripted paranoia. The best kind there is. Only diffy being I haven't found a way to pull the wool over people's eyes with it like Beck does and laugh my ass off all the way to the bank.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32942

          #34
          The thing is Alex Jones and Glenn Beck are good at what they do. There is an art to selling crazy. Not everyone can do it well.
          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #35
            So looking like about 1500 miles of the coast of Perth, huh?

            My money's on suicide mission, with the intention of burying the plane in the deepest water in the Indian Ocean, which is where that debris is located....

            Man, I had some great times in Perth.... Gotta love Australian women....
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • Never was
              Foot Soldier
              • May 2012
              • 628

              #36
              The fire and zombie plane theory would explain the turn but not the 45,000 foot climb or the programming of the course into the nav before hand off. If there was time to program then there is time to radio distress. Hypoxia at 45,000 feet definitely would have occurred to anyone not wearing oxygen but the only way to land in water without tripping the ELTs (they go off when salt water floods) would be a soft landing in calm waters which is not possible if the plane ran out fuel and no one was in control due to hypoxia.
              The problem is all theories have huge holes in them. For example the terrorist theory to re-use as a missile. Why use a plane with digital equipment the entire world is looking for, you could buy an old 737 for about a million bucks that has older analog equipment, no one would be looking for it, and if a missile you really only need it to fly once. If suicide by the pilot why was he practicing landing on his simulator?

              My bet is the sucker has landed somewhere in Coco, China, pilot error crashed it on an island somewhere in the south, or suicide by pilot which is an irrational act hence holes in the logic. I would be stunned if it is in the water anywhere. That would be betting on something happening that never has before but there's a first for everything.

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              • Never was
                Foot Soldier
                • May 2012
                • 628

                #37
                It is a challenge for many trying to apply western standards to that part of the world. It seems crazy to have gone the northern loop without detection but standards are different. For example in most areas Indian military radar is a by demand system. Simply put it is not maintained unless they are looking. They had no reason to look until well after. That doesn't mean it went that way but some of the holes in the assorted possibilities are due to these differences in capabilities and in countries admitting the holes which many can not for security reasons.

                Either way hopefully there will be some certainty for families but I am thinking it may not come for years.

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                • Kristy
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 16751

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  Gotta love Australian women....
                  Never been served that many restraining orders before?

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                  • Kristy
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 16751

                    #39
                    Didn't take long for these idiots to surface:

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                    • VHscraps
                      Veteran
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 1874

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Nitro Express
                      It's Scottish malt liquor in blue cans.
                      That description makes it sound much more exotic than I had ever imagined it!

                      Speaking as an ex-pat Scot, I can say that I have never once felt pangs of longing for a can of Tennents' Super Lager - although I was surprised to note that the Beer Advocate website rated regular Tennents Lager, which is to be found on tap in thousands of Scottish boozers, as high as some of the European lagers like Staropramen, Stella Artois, etc. (not that they are any good, just a slightly better quality of swill in my opinion).

                      Tennents Super was the drink of choice for the most derelict of inebriates who could be found day or night propped against the sides of buildings in the dodgiest parts of Scottish urban centres!! And probably the choice drink of Neds, or anyone in fact who wants to get a buzz on quick style. I can smell the chemicals just thinking about it ...

                      The UK government, and probably even more so the Scottish government (which is a tad more nannying), have raised manufacturer tax on beers over 5% ABV. As a result, most of the popular brews have dropped the ABV to less than 5%. To protect ... the children ... or our health ... or something.
                      Last edited by VHscraps; 03-20-2014, 12:30 PM.
                      THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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                      • Va Beach VH Fan
                        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 17913

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Kristy
                        Never been served that many restraining orders before?
                        It was honestly the other way around when we came in with the Fleet....

                        Those Aussie girls were really aggressive, in a good way...
                        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                        • Never was
                          Foot Soldier
                          • May 2012
                          • 628

                          #42
                          I have a good friend who is Aussie and her favorite expression is lick me where I pee, so I can see that VA.

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                          • Nickdfresh
                            SUPER MODERATOR

                            • Oct 2004
                            • 49567

                            #43

                            Oh course!

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                            • Kristy
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 16751

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                              Those Aussie girls were really aggressive, in a good way...
                              Somehow I believe you.

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                              • Kristy
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 16751

                                #45
                                And now this shit was only a matter of time:


                                "Lotz, the daughter of Billy Graham and sister of Franklin Graham, wrote on her blog that the mystery and confusion over what happened to the plane is just a "small snapshot" of what the world will experience in the wake of The Rapture when millions of Christians instantaneously disappear:

                                Where have all the people gone?The pictures of grieving friends and family members of those who are missing are heart-wrenching. I have prayed for God’s peace and comfort for them, as well as God’s direction of the search and rescue teams who are desperately looking for clues that will solve the mystery. But the unanswered questions seem to intensify the horror…

                                How could a modern airliner drop out of sight so quickly and completely?

                                What happened to the plane itself?

                                Was it hijacked?

                                Was it blown out of the sky?

                                Did something happen to the pilots so that without guidance the plane plunged intact into the depths of the sea?

                                Bottom line: Where are all the people?"

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