Antarctic Sea Ice Coverage Continues To Break Records

[ELVIS]

All lies...

[Kristy]

Of course.

[FORD]

<div style="margin-top:15px;margin-bottom:15px; background: url('http://www.bradblog.com/images/GNR_EmbedGraphic.png') top left no-repeat;width:400px;height:120px;"><div style="padding-left:80px;padding-top:5px;font-family:times new roman, times, serif;font-size:12px;"><b>'Green News Report' w/ Brad Friedman & Desi Doyen</b><br /><i>May 22, 2014</i><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.bradblog.com/audio/greennews/player.swf" height="24" width="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="bg=0xf8f8f8&leftbg=0x5ADA04&lefticon=0x 666666&rightbg=0x2F7B02&rightbghover=0xD4F907&righ ticon=0xFFFF7C&righticonhover=0x2F7B02&text=0x0740 0B&slider=0x2F42F7&track=0xFFFFFF&border=0x666666& loader=0xD4F907&loop=no&autostart=no&soundFile=htt p://www.bradblog.com/audio/greennews/GNR_052214.mp3" scale="showall" name="index" /><br />Click to listen (or <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/audio/greennews/GNR_052214.mp3">download</a>)<br /><i>More info on today's report <a href="http://www.bradblog.com/?p=10647">here...</a></i></div></div>

[Kristy]

7 States Running Out Of Water

1. California
> Pct. severe drought: 100.0%
> Pct. extreme drought: 76.7% (the highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 24.8% (2nd highest)

2. Nevada
> Pct. severe drought: 87.0%
> Pct. extreme drought: 38.7% (5th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 8.2% (4th highest)

3. New Mexico
> Pct. severe drought: 86.2%
> Pct. extreme drought: 33.3% (6th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 4.5% (5th highest)

4. Kansas
> Pct. severe drought: 80.8%
> Pct. extreme drought: 48.1% (3rd highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 2.8% (6th highest)

5. Arizona
> Pct. severe drought: 76.3%
> Pct. extreme drought: 7.7% (9th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 0.0%

6. Oklahoma
> Pct. severe drought: 64.5%
> Pct. extreme drought: 50.1% (2nd highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 30.4% (the highest)

7. Texas
> Pct. severe drought: 56.1%
> Pct. extreme drought: 39.9% (4th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 20.7% (3rd highest)

Global cooling, my F A T ass

[PETE'S BROTHER]

7 States Running Out Of Water

1. California
> Pct. severe drought: 100.0%
> Pct. extreme drought: 76.7% (the highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 24.8% (2nd highest)

2. Nevada
> Pct. severe drought: 87.0%
> Pct. extreme drought: 38.7% (5th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 8.2% (4th highest)

3. New Mexico
> Pct. severe drought: 86.2%
> Pct. extreme drought: 33.3% (6th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 4.5% (5th highest)

4. Kansas
> Pct. severe drought: 80.8%
> Pct. extreme drought: 48.1% (3rd highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 2.8% (6th highest)

5. Arizona
> Pct. severe drought: 76.3%
> Pct. extreme drought: 7.7% (9th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 0.0%

6. Oklahoma
> Pct. severe drought: 64.5%
> Pct. extreme drought: 50.1% (2nd highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 30.4% (the highest)

7. Texas
> Pct. severe drought: 56.1%
> Pct. extreme drought: 39.9% (4th highest)
> Pct. exceptional drought: 20.7% (3rd highest)

Global cooling, my F A T ass

so the arid desert plain states are lacking water....weird

[DONNIEP]

so the arid desert plain states are lacking water....weird

Yeah, because they've always been so flush with water. For ever. Ah, I could care less. I've got plenty of water right here. So fuck the rest of the world. Damn place is overpopulated as it is....

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, because they've always been so flush with water. For ever. Ah, I could care less. I've got plenty of water right here. So fuck the rest of the world. Damn place is overpopulated as it is....

I live at 6,300 feet above sea level. Who cares if New Orleans goes under water again. Yes my friend. Fuck the rest of the world! Hey the big banks are lending to small business loan sharks. The door is open for another Wolf of Wall Street play. Are you in? Fuck people man. They are stupid. You can be the sheep or you can be the guy with the sheers. It's the guy with the sheers that makes the money.

[Nitro Express]

so the arid desert plain states are lacking water....weird

Nevada is the driest state in the union. Kind of hard to lose something you never had to begin with. Oh but brothers and sisters, we can save the world magically if we pay carbon taxes. Obama says so. So does David deRothschild. Who gets this money and exactly what they do with it has not be disclosed but we have to do it and we have to do it now! Just like the bankers bailout and the Affordable Care Act. We have to do it now or the world with end and you will be living under a shelter made of pine branches and garbage bags. Don't you dare make a campfire either if you are cold. That puts carbon into the atmosphere! Don't breath! That puts CO2 out.

[Kristy]

so the arid desert plain states are lacking water....weird

Kansas is an arid state?

Fuck off.

[Kristy]

Yeah, because they've always been so flush with water. For ever. Ah, I could care less. I've got plenty of water right here. So fuck the rest of the world. Damn place is overpopulated as it is....

When did you become a goth kid?

[DONNIEP]

When did you become a goth kid?

Aw shit. I thought I was one of those vampire kids!

[Kristy]

The goth Donnie (it's been leaked):

[DONNIEP]

Now that's a sexy beast right there!!

[Kristy]

Oh, indeed.

[FORD]