President Obama Smacks Down Climate Denial Idiocy At Commencement Address

[ELVIS]

You would think people who got suckered into war and into bailing out banks that should have failed would learn.

Dude, I tell people that exact same thing...

[Seshmeister]

The more alarmist something is the more you should question it. You would think people who got suckered into war and into bailing out banks that should have failed would learn.

What about those of us who didn't get suckered into the war or bailing out the banks?

Maybe those of you who did should listen to us a bit more often rather than conspiracy theorists...

[ELVIS]

Medical research is bullshit now?

Yes, absolutely...

It's the same propaganda as climate change...

For instance, cholesterol os good for you...

The human body needs it, and if it can't get it, it produces it's own by way of the liver...

What do you think a cell membrane and it's inner components are made of ??

What is the human brain made of ??

You probably didn't guess it...

Cholesterol !!

[Seshmeister]

You've gone Taliban at this point.

[ELVIS]

Not os...is...

[ELVIS]

This new wireless Radio Shack jewboard sucks ass !!!!!!!!!

[ELVIS]

See what I mean ??

[FORD]

It's not an If...

Do your homework...

I'm well aware of the "algae scrubbers in the smokestacks" theory. On paper, it sounds like a great idea, and even more so when you consider that the algae itself can then be converted to biofuels, and much more efficiently than Monsatan corn.

But that still does nothing to eliminate the horrid practices of mining & extraction of the coal.

[ELVIS]

You've gone Taliban at this point.

I know you think that...

And if you could see the shape I'm in, and record my supreme vital statistics, you'd be a believer too...

[FORD]

Exactly...

So much for the global warming bullshit...

Nope.... because if there's not a volcano accounting for the abnormally cold weather, then what is it? Logically, if it's pollution in the lower atmosphere fucking with the weather systems, and that pollution didn't come from a natural source like a volcano, then by process of elimination, it came from man made sources.

[ELVIS]

Here's a few...

47 years old...

5'10"

122/59 BP

48 pulse

18 resp

Bench press 250lbs easily...

Rare alcohol...

Non smoker...

Gluten free, 75% green diet, zero fast food...

I'm the real deal...

[Seshmeister]

I'm educated...

Why is it that you can't understand doses then?

It's so weird that you constantly get confused that something may be good in a small dose but would kill you if you got too much, like water for example.

[ELVIS]

No, I understand that...

[Seshmeister]

Here's a few...

47 years old...

5'10"

122/59 BP

48 pulse

18 resp

Bench press 250lbs easily...

Rare alcohol...

Non smoker...

Gluten free, 75% green diet, zero fast food...

I'm the real deal...

I'm sure you'll live forever and never meet your invisible sky daddy, shorty.

[ELVIS]

No...

I don't want to meet Him anytime soon...

My life is just getting going...