New creationist museum explains how Noah managed to fit dinosaurs on the ark

[vandeleur]

Here is the article from the independent .

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/new-creationist-museum-explains-how-noah-managed-to-fit-dinosaurs-on-the-ark-9552108.html

The bit I liked is the museum cost 10 grand , big big investment there

[Anonymous]

There is no need for a museum to explain that.

Noah fit the animals in the Ark because God wanted it that way.

So he miniaturized every one of them, & then grew them back afterwards.

He's God, he can do that & MORE!

Let us pray, brethren.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

The funny bit is, if enough people start believing this particular History of Earth, it'll become the Truth, no matter what.

It's just how the world works. Reality is your own perception of things. NOTHING can change that.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

6 days seems such I tight schedule , I can't even get all my emails read in that . He probable out sourced some of it .


Am fan of the planet builders of magrathea , they work Sundays .

[Anonymous]

6 days seems such I tight schedule , I can't even get all my emails read in that . He probable out sourced some of it .


Am fan of the planet builders of magrathea , they work Sundays .

You're not God, you silly British person.

God took six days to do it 'coz he was only working on it a couple of hours a day. It was his hobby. His Zen Garden.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

Cool

[ELVIS]

This is stupid...

Dinosaurs came and went millions of years before the Ark...

[Anonymous]

This is stupid...

Dinosaurs came and went millions of years before the Ark...

Well, I have seen moving pictures that prove you wrong. And comic books where Man used dinosaurs as beasts of burden.

So that right there is proof enough that Man & dinosaurs lived in the same time period & quite likely engaged in sexual acts together.

Anyway, at least creationists are acknowledging dinosaurs, now. Weren't they denying their existence just a couple of months ago? That's a huge step up.

I mean, it took regular science hundreds of years to come up with dinosaurs & then decades before setting them apart from humans.

Creationist science is discovering the same stuff, but much quicker. At this rate, in 2020 they'll be much more knowledgeable & advanced than your average pagan scientist.

Cheers!

[vandeleur]

This is stupid...

Dinosaurs came and went millions of years before the Ark...

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[DONNIEP]

Ah, no Trannies in this thread....blah

[FORD]

Ah, no Trannies in this thread....blah

I can fix that... and stay on topic, even.....

[DONNIEP]

That's a man, babyyyy! But she does have nice hair.