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Bring on the tide! Unlike Noah I'm going to surf the bitch!
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Bring on the tide! Unlike Noah I'm going to surf the bitch!No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar! -
Dammit, don't tell me you got nothing, Ford.
Are you really doing nothing in the real world to stop the climate change you allegedly care so much about? Nothing at all?
Well, I'll be...
Cheers!
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I'm getting tired of rich fucks flying in private jets, who own several homes larger than they need, and drive around in large luxury vehicles telling us wasting energy is destroying the planet. I'm especially tired of presidents who fly on Air Force One and Marine One on our tab that say burning fossil fuels is going to destroy the earth. Ok. Then ground the aircraft and ride in a kevlar protected peddi cab. Have the Secret Service peddle if for you.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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It gets my goat. People claiming how awful I am for not being concerned about this bullshit.
Well, they may be concerned, but they're not doing anything about it either.
So, just being concerned is enough to make you a better person than me? I suppose I can just stab someone, but I'll feel really sorry while I'm doing it. I guess that'll get me off the hook.
Cheers!
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Most people have no idea where their electricity comes from. In fact, power companies buy electricity from various sources. If you turned off the power grid and left it off. It wouldn't take long before people didn't give a fuck about global warming. That's the truth.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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If everybody wants to save the motherfucking earth right now then I can tell them what they need to do.
Take an ax and go outside and chop your power line in two. Just chop that fucker slap in two. Now, you got no power. You just saved all kinds of planet loving shit right there.
Second - set your cars on fire. Just burn em down. And when the guys from the fire house show up - hold them back. You just saved all kinds of shit that's good for the planet. I know, we're burning all sorts of hydrocarbons that could be recycled and shit but who cares? We're going for maximum impact.
Now - shove your smart phones up your butts. That's right. Just shove em right up your poop chutes. That way none of the harmful chemicals and shit will get into the earth until you D I E. And never, if you can afford a grave liner.
Next, after you get done shoving shit up your butt, eat every single thing in your house. Just eat it all. Kill anybody who tries to stop you. Yes, kill them. It will become very painful and pretty much impossible after like a spoon or two but do your best. We have to save this motherfucking planet so don't give up.
Lastly, if you have no desire or you have sense enough to know that you can't fix the environment all alone, or as part of a collective...TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTERS!!! You bullshit motherfuckers sit here online every day and try to tell me I'm killing the planet and yet every fucking time I check this place out you are still here telling me that I'm killing the planet?? Jesus H. Christ..American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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You can just pull the power meter out. They plug in like a giant plug. It's how the fire department cuts power to a home before they go in. No need to electrocute yourself cutting a 240 volt 200 amp feed line.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Sure, you can do that. But if you happen to electrocute yourself in the process then so much the better. That's one less person who requires food, water, shelter, all those things that destroy this planet. So I say everybody should lube up with Banana Boat suntan oil, lick their fingers, and grab an ax and go nuts! That would solve the problem.
And for God's sake, get offline and quit ruirnin' my life!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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No electricity. No grid. The NSA can't spy on you. Even if you want to live in a yurt with no electricity; eventually, you are going to get the urge to fuck someone. Good luck finding a quality lay with no electricity, air conditioning, hot and cold running water and a flushing toilet. Go to a big fancy casino on an indian reservation and go up to one of the cute native american women that work there. Tell them you want to go back to nature and live in a wigwam. Tell them you want a native girl who understands. They will tell you to fuck off. The reservation is finally doing well. They have money and she just bought a new car.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Bingo! The world is overpopulated and that was going to do us in before the uranium mining industry cooked up the global warming fear porn. It's not a human being until it breaths air so lets punch all the pregnant women until they miscarry. Humans are destroying the planet. Hell let's start World War III. With the middle east on edge and Russa and China relations at an all time low it should be easty. But all the weapons, smoke and nuclear fall out is bad for the environment. Oh what to do. I would ask God for help but I don't believe in such things.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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People just want to save something to make themselves feel better about themselves. We live in a guilt riddled society. I say let's save the pussy.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Right , right . Hold the fuck up people .
I've spoke to sesh ( that's a complete lie , or as it's known in the army a fact )
He has agreed to the vandy ruling .
1. No posting calling out others who are calling out others .
2. No whining about environmental people twining on , by twining on yourself .
3. Telling everyone you invented the Internet ( that's for warf really )
All the above are only ok if they are :
A. Funny
B. have a picture of a naked lady
C. Have a funny picture of a naked lady .
Back to your desks
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