The scandal of fiddled global warming data

[DONNIEP]

I'd rather be a lost sheep than a found one.

Oooh...you're gonna go straight to Hell! Jesus - get in here and minister to this man!

[Seshmeister]

Who wants to be a lamb kebab?
It's funny no one ever points out the sheep analogy it's so signposted there in clear view.
The preacher takes the most compliant stupid animal there was in Bronze Age times and then calls his followers that duh.
In modern translations of the bible they should replace the word sheep with 'sucker'.

[ELVIS]

I'd rather be a lost sheep than a found one.

I take that back...

You're not a lost sheep because you'd have to first be a sheep, but you've obviously never had a Shepherd...

You we're probably born in the wilderness and there you choose to dwell...

But be warned, seasons come to and end and the wilderness can get real ugly...

A good Shepherd protects His sheep...

[ELVIS]

It's funny no one ever points out the sheep analogy it's so signposted there in clear view.
The preacher takes the most compliant stupid animal there was in Bronze Age times and then calls his followers that duh.
In modern translations of the bible they should replace the word sheep with 'sucker'.

Pure ignorance...

[Seshmeister]

The scandal of fiddled global warming data

I take that back...

You're not a lost sheep because you'd have to first be a sheep, but you've obviously never had a Shepherd...

Damn right!

How many have you been through so far?

[ELVIS]

There's only one...

[FORD]

I take that back...

You're not a lost sheep because you'd have to first be a sheep, but you've obviously never had a Shepherd...

I did, when I was a kid.

Best dog ever.

[Seshmeister]

There's only one...

Christopher Lambert?

[Nickdfresh]

Christopher Lambert?

Ha!

[ELVIS]

Best dog ever.

You need a new dog...

[Jesus Christ]

Oooh...you're gonna go straight to Hell! Jesus - get in here and minister to this man!

Been there, done that. He never listens

[FORD]

You need a new dog...

Wouldn't have a dog right now. Got no fenced in yard. Barely a yard at all, so the dog could never be outside without being on a leash, and be stuck indoors by himself when I wasn't home.

That's no kind of life for a dog.

[Anonymous]

Oh hell, not this hippie troublemaker again. I'm gonna chase the dude with a stick, one of these days.

Hey Jesus! Found yourself a job? Started making yourself useful to society yet?

Talk about a cross to bear... the whole civilized world - the unwashed Middle East doesn't count - supporting this lazy bum.

Cheers!

[Anonymous]

Wouldn't have a dog right now. Got no fenced in yard. Barely a yard at all, so the dog could never be outside without being on a leash, and be stuck indoors by himself when I wasn't home.

That's no kind of life for a dog.

Tell that to E.'s wife!

Cheers!

[ELVIS]

You don't need to talk about my wife like Dickforbrains likes to do...

Go to hell if that's how you want to act...