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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678
    #16
    Originally posted by Von Halen
    You can lie to yourself Kris-ty, but you can't lie to us. We know weed isn't the only drug you're addicted to.
    love? carrot love....
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16346
        #17
        Originally posted by DONNIEP
        I don't think anybody sells the good ones anymore, the ones with the pointy, heavy, metal tips. Kinda sucks.
        Scares me that you actually know about lawn darts.

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          • DONNIEP
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Mar 2004
            • 13373
            #18
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Scares me that you actually know about lawn darts.
            We are not so different, you and I. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.
            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16346
                #19
                We are NOTHING alike.

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                  • DONNIEP
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13373
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    We are NOTHING alike.
                    Ah, probably not. I just really like that quote.
                    American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                      • Kristy
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 16346
                        #21
                        ...and drop that "American Dream" shit.

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                          • DONNIEP
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 13373
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Kristy
                            ...and drop that "American Dream" shit.
                            What's in it for me?
                            American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                              • Kristy
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 16346
                                #23
                                Obama Socialism. What else?

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                                  • Satan
                                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 6664
                                    #24
                                    No...no... it's AmeriCONE Dream!

                                    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                    Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                      • DONNIEP
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 13373
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                        Obama Socialism. What else?
                                        Hey, if he starts giving out free malt liquor then I'm in.
                                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                          • Kristy
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 16346
                                            #26
                                            FREE everything!*







                                            *unless you shop at Walmart.

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                                              • DONNIEP
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 13373
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by Kristy
                                                FREE everything!*







                                                *unless you shop at Walmart.
                                                Damn. Next you're gonna tell me I can't play lawn darts when we have your family over.
                                                American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                  • Kristy
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 16346
                                                    #28
                                                    Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.

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                                                      • DONNIEP
                                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                        • 13373
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by Kristy
                                                        Um, I have no family. I'm the last of my tribe.
                                                        No shit?
                                                        American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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                                                          • Kristy
                                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 16346
                                                            #30
                                                            Yeah, no





                                                            Why else would I be so bitter?


                                                            ~Geesh~

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