No Israel in Ten Years?

[Nitro Express]

Then this website is truly fucked.

[Anonymous]

You'll probably like the Anti-Me then.....

He's going to kill a lot of people

Have you ever cuntsidered that you may be thinking too highly of yourself?

If someone arose that would fit the description of your "Anti-Christ", I don't think s/he would give two fucks about you.

Hell, if I was this all-powerful entity, I'd be pissed off if people dared to compare me in any way, shape or form to a fuckin' hippie that was dumb enough to carry all to way to a hill the cross he was goin' to be nailed on.

You know, your father - the real one, not the make-believe sky daddy - was a carpenter. That was a well-respected, valuable, high-income profession back then. You could've been a useful member of society, but you carried on spending your father's hard-earned money, with your little gang of street thugs, causing all sorts of mischief & shenanigans & making a nuisance of yourself.

Get a haircut, you hippie! And stop pestering people.

Cheers!

[ELVIS]

I'm not going to bother killing anybody. I'm just going to throw them all directly into Hell.

But it won't be anyone who doesn't truly deserve it.

What's wrong with you ??

[Jesus Christ]

What's wrong with you ??

Nothing's wrong with Me. I'm perfect. I thought ye read the Bible?

[ELVIS]

[Anonymous]

What's wrong with you ??

He needs a sandal up his ass. Apparently, being crucified wasn't enough to teach him a lesson.

Gawddamned vandals, loitering around half-drunk with hare-brained ideals.

His father should've belted him more, that'd've fixed him.

Cheers!

[Jesus Christ]

Verily I say unto you, that whomever harms one of these little ones that believeth in Me, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he be drowned at sea.

[Anonymous]

Nothing's wrong with Me. I'm perfect. I thought ye read the Bible?

Listen Bieber, just because a few retards worship you, that doesn't make you perfect.

It's not nice to take advantage of the weak of mind. Now grow up & get a job.

Cheers!

[ELVIS]

Verily I say unto you, that whomever harms one of these little ones that believeth in Me, it would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he be drowned at sea.

The funny thing is, you don't even understand that scripture...

[ELVIS]

Nothing's wrong with Me. I'm perfect. I thought ye read the Bible?

Maybe you should study your character a bit more, FROD...

[Jesus Christ]

The funny thing is, you don't even understand that scripture...

In the words of the false prophet Reagan...... There you go again Gregory........

Trying to tell Me what My own words meant.

[ELVIS]

You don't understand it...

[Angel]

The funny thing is, you don't even understand that scripture...

All scripture is open to interpretation...

[Anonymous]

All scripture is open to interpretation...

And that's the problem isn't it? They can be forced to fit in anyone's agenda. And everyone has one. EVERYONE.

Add the fact that most religious people are just looking for an excuse to judge others, & what was probably a well-intentioned idea became a weapon of mass murder & destruction.

Cheers!

[ELVIS]

And some of us seek truth without an agenda...