Did The Russians or Russian Rebels Shoot Down a Malaysian Airliner?

[DONNIEP]

jabba did, didn't work out...

Yeah, but instead of a bunch of pig people guarding me I'll have an army of Nerd Troopers!

[Kristy]

I had come Jehos come to my door.

"Jehos" I so want to be all out liberal here and say that's racist in some way but just can't.

[DONNIEP]

"Jehos" I so want to be all out liberal here and say that's racist in some way but just can't.

You should have just pointed out that I can't spell the word some apparently...

[Kristy]

Can you imagine being married to one of those broads?

Beats imagining being married to you.

[Kristy]

You should have just pointed out that I can't spell the word some apparently...

I should have. But I assume you have a chin and at least therefore can pronounce words correctly.

[Kristy]

What the church didn't mention is it wanted educated high wage earners as members so they would get bigger donations.

So they can purchase bigger real estate which is what every church is really about. Frank said it much better:

[DONNIEP]

I should have. But I assume you have a chin and at least therefore can pronounce words correctly.

I do have a chin and have pretty good enunciation. But that damn iphone has a mind of it's own...

[Von Halen]

Beats imagining being married to you.

I will never be married again.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I will never be married again.

me neither

[DONNIEP]

I will never be married again.

Hells fucking NO - me neither. Don't get me wrong, I'm great at getting married. Love the wedding day, all that cool shit. It's the 8th day after the wedding that I hate. The day they don't go home after that kick ass vacation you just took.

[ELVIS]

Elvis is very misguided.

No, people following the mainstream lies are misguided...

Nothing is as it seems...

This country is on it's death bead and nobody seems to notice...

We're all headed for terrible wars with the end result being a Zionist one world government, or the new world order...

If that doesn't bother you, fine, but it bothers me...

History has been rewritten to serve the agenda and people don't even seem to care...

Oh well, I guess...

[ELVIS]

What a waste of a hot piece of ass she was.

There's more to a human being than a hot piece of ass...

And you call me misguided ??

[DONNIEP]

There's more to a human being than a hot piece of ass...

Yeah, she's gotta have nice feet too. And nice eyebrows.

[Von Halen]

We're all headed for terrible wars with the end result being a Zionist one world government, or the new world order...

All of the wars are based on religion. You are not only misguided, you're fucked in the head!

[ELVIS]

No they're not...

They're based on lies...

And stop being a dick...