Obomba Calls For Collectivized New World Order

[ELVIS]

7,937 posts and you finally said something that made me laugh...

[Nitro Express]

The only sign that I'm over 40 is that 90% of my hair is grey. Everything else functions the same as when I was 20.

At least you still have hair.

[ELVIS]

I have zero signs of being over 40...

[vandeleur]

It's the internet we can say what we like , I personally have never aged since the day I Invented the semicolon
And made my fortune at the age of 21

[LoungeMachine]

Oh, by the way, how's that "musician career" working out for you? Yeah, exactly what I thought.

Considering I'm out playing gigs every month, while you sit here posting and collecting unemployment, I'd say it is going very well.

Played in front of 5,000 last weekend as part of The Bite of Seattle, and am playing on a bill with The Atomic Punks in 2 weeks.

You?

Yeah, just as I thought.



You and Elvira should start a band called The Shut Ins.

lazy gunt.

[LoungeMachine]

I have zero signs of being over 40...

You have zero signs of anything.......



No life, career, friends...... just this place and your bible.

[Warham]

The title "gunt" can only be used for that special someone that used to post here so many moons ago.

[LoungeMachine]

The title "gunt" can only be used for that special someone that used to post here so many moons ago.

Show me that statute.



Kristy is a gunt. An unemployed, stoned gunt.

[Warham]

That should have been put in the by-laws!!

[LoungeMachine]

That should have been put in the by-laws!!

Yes, well like our 2nd Amendment, it is open to interpretation.

And back to The Gunt's post....

As far as I know...Sesh and I are the ONLY gigging musicians in this thread. Elvira and The Gunt are free to correct me if I'm wrong.

[Warham]

Well, Elvis was the King of Rock 'n Roll.

[LoungeMachine]

Well, Elvis was the King of Rock 'n Roll.

And celebrating 37 years sober this August 16th.

[Warham]

I can't listen to "Kentucky Rain" enough.

[Kristy]

Show me that statute.



Kristy is a gunt. An unemployed, stoned gunt.

Oh dear, F A T boy is getting desperate. Now I have no axe to grind but more of a curiosity on why you have no chin. Is this due to your mother trying to abort your sorry ass the coat hanger only took out your neck while leaving the rest of your spinal cord intact? Now that she had you and seeing it was too late were you raised on a diet of McDonald's cheeseburgers in the back of her 1974 Ford Torino when it wasn't being towed or up on blocks? I mean, you just look WeIrD and not in a strangely compelling way. You look like a alley cat threw up a marshmallow and fur ball while trying to kill itself.

But do go on F A T boy who must be so miserable in life: a failed musician, no chin, no friends, no hope for a future apart from maybe a stoke and some welfare. Do go on make make judgments of those while ignoring your own irony if not your weight.

[Kristy]

Considering I'm out playing gigs every month, while you sit here posting and collecting unemployment, I'd say it is going very well.

Played in front of 5,000 last weekend as part of The Bite of Seattle, and am playing on a bill with The Atomic Punks in 2 weeks.

You?

Yeah, just as I thought.



You and Elvira should start a band called The Shut Ins.




lazy gunt.

Am I collecting unemployment? Fucking-A! And those Dairy Queen parking lot gigs must take their toll on your F A T caked heart that can't seem to pump blood beyond your chin - because you have none!

Please, get a chin and maybe you can start to pronounce words right.