The Government Is Cracking Down on School Bake Sales

[Kristy]

For the record, I still have two CRT TVs. They aren't plugged in, of course, but it's not like I could sell the more recent of the two, and I just hate to part with the 13" Sony from the mid 80s, because it's a rare model, and theoretically probably worth more than I paid for it (and it wasn't cheap either) if anybody actually collects that sort of thing.

China and/or India does. They'll gladly throw it in one of their landfills for you.

[Kristy]

I think Warf sent me a link to some fat porn once. Holy hell it was horrible. Some humongous whore with a freaking midget. Disturbing doesn't come close to describing it. And yes, I watched the whole damn thing.

That was me. Deep Rolls was the name of that one.

[Seshmeister]

That's the Zip Code Rule.

There are only 2 houses with our zip code.

[DONNIEP]

That was me. Deep Rolls was the name of that one.

Ah, now I remember.

[Kristy]

That was one of my better ones.

[vandeleur]

That was one of my better ones.

I have to ask , you arnt the midget are you ?

[Kristy]

I was going to do the whole pizza delivery porn trope but kept on eating the pizzas.

[Nitro Express]

Hey , thats cool . And just for information that specific distance is when her back is turned . I keed

My mom told me this story. There was this motel ran by the mob on I-84. They were running a whorehouse in the joint. There was this lady who was in my moms church quilting group. Everyone thought she was this conservative church going type. Anyways her husband bought a trick at the motel and when he met the trick for the night it was his wife. No shit. I don't know if she needed extra money or if she was living some sort of fantasy. Who knows. Can you imagine? LOL!

[Seshmeister]

I think Warf sent me a link to some fat porn once. Holy hell it was horrible. Some humongous whore with a freaking midget. Disturbing doesn't come close to describing it. And yes, I watched the whole damn thing.

There is a theme here.

One of the funniest nights I ever spent online was with WARF trolling a 'feeder' website offering our wares to a bunch of human manatee.

I know I know, but we were young immature and headstrong...

[DONNIEP]

There are only 2 houses with our zip code.

Yes, but when you get outside of that zip code anything goes. And how in the hell do you guys even get mail?? I send shit to Vandy and I'm shocked it ever gets there. His address is something like 69 Wankershire, Down The Street From The Pub, Newkie 36789 something or other. Can't you just have name, street number, town, zip code?

[Nitro Express]

Porn is a freak show.

[vandeleur]

wankershire

[Seshmeister]

I don't usually read my mail.

It's all bills and life is too short to worry about such things.

[Kristy]

Debbie Does Danishes, The Doughnuts in Miss Jones, and Behind The Pastry Door were some of my others.

[DONNIEP]

wankershire

Sorry - I know that is personal information but I didn't think you'd mind.