Why Rational People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories

[Kristy]

I'm a Bible believer...

The word of God...

You should try reading it and stop with the mocking crap...

No, you're a fucking mess. You see this?


That's Denver Seminary - just to the upper left of that photo is where I live (really, no shit). Yes, past the barn. For fuck's sake...where was I? So I am in 3 to 4 minutes on foot (depends on the rain anymore) of a theological school that is a bit liberal but where many have devoted their very lives studying the Bible. Rarely a day goes by where I don't run into a student (although I do try to avoid them - especially when higher than a kite) who always has something to say about the Bible or some sort of quasi-religious ethic code mumbo-jumbo whatever. Never has one of them ever come off as a pretentious, yet clueless asshole about their devotion to God as much as you do. You're not "Christian" you just play one on the internet to bullshit yourself you actually have a life. You have no friggin' idea what the Bible is as you attempt to proselytize your gullible horseshit.

[DONNIEP]

Yeah.... those Jews that you're always whining about since you joined the "Christian" Identity cult

Stop

Using

My

Smiley!!!

[Von Halen]

I'm not trying to be perfect...

I'm trying to be as the Bible instructs us:

To be as a servant...

To be as a child...

To be Holy...

Obviously you believe the Bible is perfect. That's why you are trying to make others believe you are living by it, word for word.

But you, like all the others, only live by the parts you choose to live by. You don't believe every single word of that garbage. But keep wasting your energy convincing yourself otherwise. No need to convince anyone else, because they don't care. Now return to your hypocrisy.

[Von Halen]

No, you're a fucking mess. You see this?


That's Denver Seminary - just to the upper left of that photo is where I live (really, no shit). Yes, past the barn. For fuck's sake...where was I? So I am in 3 to 4 minutes on foot (depends on the rain anymore) of a theological school that is a bit liberal but where many have devoted their very lives studying the Bible. Rarely a day goes by where I don't run into a student (although I do try to avoid them - especially when higher than a kite) who always has something to say about the Bible or some sort of quasi-religious ethic code mumbo-jumbo whatever. Never has one of them ever come off as a pretentious, yet clueless asshole about their devotion to God as much as you do. You're not "Christian" you just play one on the internet to bullshit yourself you actually have a life. You have no friggin' idea what the Bible is as you attempt to proselytize your gullible horseshit.

Look at Kris-ty!

So eloquent!

I think I'm in love!

[Nitro Express]

Yeah.... those Jews that you're always whining about since you joined the "Christian" Identity cult

Well the bible was put together by the Council of Nicea under the supervision of Emperor Constantine. Hey you start a church you need scripture right? Then the prodestants broke off and did their thing. As time chugged along people kept rewriting the bible. Religion is a business. When it gets old and outdated and it risks losing membership, you got to change some things.

[Kristy]

Look at Kris-ty!

So eloquent!

I think I'm in love!

Shut the fuck up.

[Von Halen]

Shut the fuck up.

Never happen.

[Kristy]

Then go find my car keys, asshole.

[Von Halen]

Then go find my car keys, asshole.

You spaced off your keys to that piece of shit Malibu?

[FORD]

From someone who should have known.

J. Edna couldn't even come face to face with his own sexual orientation. Though I'm sure he had many other guys "come" to his face with it.

[Kristy]

You spaced off your keys to that piece of shit Malibu?

Yes. Now find them.

[Von Halen]

Yes. Now find them.

This is your way of inviting me over...

[Nitro Express]

J. Edna couldn't even come face to face with his own sexual orientation. Though I'm sure he had many other guys "come" to his face with it.

Being gay was political suicide in the old days but Hoover had enough dirt on his enemies he was just like going,"Ok. Make my day!" I guess he was good to work for. He treated his employees decent.

[Kristy]

Not even close.

[Kristy]

I can almost see my house form here just past the barn and lock down mental institution. Scary


I know I've been doing a lot of weed lately trying to come to sort sort of a conclusion about the lyrics of Billy Joel. All I can make of the dude so far is that he is one shitty writer, a sort of a east coast Long Island Jew heroin monkey who once got his dick wet with a supermodel. How did he manage to fuck that up?