Ferguson is what happens when white suburban cops get weapons of war

[Satan]

I'm no racist. ALL of you mortals are equally inferior to me.

[ELVIS]

Shaddup...

You're an Al Sharpton dick sucking shit head always looking to fan the flames of racism...

Now fuck off...

[Satan]

Well, I do like flames, admittedly.

Not really a big fan of the Rev. Sharpton, though I do use his MSNBC show to torture the racists here in Hell. And that would be ALL racists, since they don't ever go upstairs.

[ELVIS]

Obomba on Garner case:

"My tradition is not to remark on cases where there may still be an investigation."

[ELVIS]

I do use his MSNBC show to torture the racists here in Hell.

You're a fraud, FROD...

I'm done with you...

[ELVIS]

I can't breathe

I can't breathe

I can't breathe

I can't breathe...


And then they let him lay there and fucking die...

[ELVIS]

Hmmm...

[ELVIS]

VON1 ??

Von, you a thug cop now ??

[Fairwrning]

Im still not sure how you accidentally choke someone to death.

[Angel]

Just to clarify for the readers, when you say First Nations that's the up to date term in Canada for what used to be called Injuns?

First Nations.

[Satan]

VON1 ??

Von, you a thug cop now ??

If any of those assholes are really cops, the fucking pigs have no business carrying a badge and especially not a gun.

[Nickdfresh]

Im still not sure how you accidentally choke someone to death.

Using an illegal choke-hold banned from his dept.

[Kristy]

Cute:
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[jacksmar]

Im still not sure how you accidentally choke someone to death.

Ask the guy that made the sandwich for Mama Cass.

[Satan]

Urban legend, of course. Poor Cass died of a heart attack, actually. Probably brought on by a number of factors, like her weight, the crash diets she went on to lose some of it, and the drugs she used - both as weight loss attempts and recreationally, all of which put extra strain on the old ticker.

In any case, a girl who was born with the name Ellen Naomi Cohen probably was never a big fan of ham sandwiches.