If You Don't Think This Is Funny, Something Is Wrong With You!!

[DONNIEP]

I fucking love fucking women even when the lights are on

I'm going to assume that means you are not a lesbian. So, no, no white cousins for you.

[ELVIS]

CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman has sued a Chicago-area sperm bank after she became pregnant with sperm donated by a black man and out popped Von.

The woman is seeking damages and wants to ensure the sperm bank doesn't make a similar mistake again.

Lovely...

Happy Ebola hoax...

[DONNIEP]

Lovely...

Happy Ebola hoax...

See - I told you guys E would be out snagging wifi from somewhere!

[Seshmeister]

I just hope he isn't bleeding from all his orifices as he's posting...

[katina]

According to the lawsuit, her excitement about the pending birth was replaced with "anger, disappointment and fear."

She needs to drink more café con leche.

[cadaverdog]

This was thoroughly discussed in an episode of The Jeffersons. Black momma + white sperm = black baby.

Lenny Kravitz is living proof of that theory. His mama is Mrs. Willis, Roxy Roker and his daddy's a white jewish guy. I wonder if her being married to a white guy in real life had anything to do with her playing that part.

[FORD]

Lenny Kravitz is living proof of that theory. His mama is Mrs. Willis, Roxy Roker and his daddy's a white jewish guy. I wonder if her being married to a white guy in real life had anything to do with her playing that part.

Saul Hudson too. But on the other hand, there's this guy named Barry Obama, who had a white mama and a daddy from Kenya who was pretty damn dark, from the pictures I've seen.

[WACF]

I have a red haired pale buddy whose mother is black and his dad...you can figure it out.




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[cadaverdog]

Saul Hudson too.

Slash looks like a 50/50 mix. He's not black but he's not white either. His dad was white and his mom was black. So much for that Jefferson's theory.

[Nitro Express]

Saul Hudson too. But on the other hand, there's this guy named Barry Obama, who had a white mama and a daddy from Kenya who was pretty damn dark, from the pictures I've seen.

Barry looks like his mom but does not look like his so called father at all. I think she got knocked up by another black guy (probably Frank Marshall Davis) and then to make the pregnancy look legitimate made a deal with Mr. Obama where the marriage would allow him to extend his visa and she would look like a legitimate mother. I'm sure in Hawaii the stigma on mixed marriages wasn't as bad as it was in certain places on the mainland. The immigration service did investigate regarding immigration fraud because Mr. Obama and Stanley Ann Dunham lived separately after the marriage.

A lot of funny things regarding Obama's family. He's pretty turned out to be what I thought he was. It's why I didn't vote for him.

[Nitro Express]

I guess sperm banks are like going through a fast food drive though. You later find out they screwed your order up.

[cadaverdog]

Obama's real daddy was Prescott Bush.

[Nitro Express]

No. Obama's daddy was Prescott Bush's slave. Probably knocked Stanley Ann up during one of those satanic rituals in the woods.

[Hardrock69]

Hey....I know people whose mommy was a human.....and sometimes their daddy was a human too.

Shocking isn't it? Sorry I had to spill the beans.

I know you will all try to track them down and take them out for such blasphemy now.




I just had to say it.

STOP THE HUMAN HATE!

[FORD]

Well, we do have a member of this board whose mom was Jewish, and whose Dad (according to Mormon theology) came from the planet Kolob.

But He won't be posting today, it being the Sabbath & high holidays and what not.