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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963

    #16
    (carbon 14 tastes good)

    Why did Peter's bones serve as the foundation for the vatican?
    The crusades were a bitch for everyone involved.
    The inquisition?

    Too many variables involved.

    Galileo tried to turn it into a handbook.

    One thing's for certain, It's a hotbed of controversy!

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    • Mezro
      Full Member Status

      • May 2004
      • 4154

      #17
      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
      There's this clause they pounded into us in elementary school that whatever the Church holds true, God holds true in Heaven. I never bought that.

      I hate when people influence children on issues of faith, morality, politics etc.

      Let children come to their own conclusions on the subject(s) as they grow and experience life.

      Mezro...forcing shit on people is not educating them...
      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4154

        #18
        Originally posted by pete
        But I respect faith. I admire it.
        I respect faith as well but despise those who are blinded by it.

        Mezro...our current president comes to mind...
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • pete
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 3325

          #19
          Bush is not a Christian.

          He says he is.

          He doesn't know who the head of india is.

          Ask him who the 12 apostles are.

          LOL

          He will fail.

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          • pete
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 3325

            #20
            Don't forget RUFUS

            The 13th Apostle

            btw.....I just got banned from the links

            "Form Submission Error
            You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: Another idiot Army moron we don't need here"

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35755

              #21
              I just think it's amazing that over thousands of years people have spent so much time analysing every nuance of the text of the bible but so little has been done looking into where it came from.

              There seems to be some pretty good evidence that Mary Magdelene was of royal blood so are we looking at spin...?

              You have Constantine fearing the threat of an alternative heir so how better than to say she was a whore?

              Unless Jesus was a screaming homosexual then it was deeply frowned upon for a 30 year old Jewish guy in those days not to be married. If he wasn't married then there should have been some justification for that in the gospels.

              Leonardo da Vinci in his last supper painting shows a women(surely) at his right hand side.



              Why would he risk that?

              You have Constantine fearing the threat of an alternative heir so how better than to say she was a whore?


              Cheers!

              Last edited by Seshmeister; 08-01-2004, 08:10 PM.

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              • Mezro
                Full Member Status

                • May 2004
                • 4154

                #22
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                Unless Jesus was a screaming homosexual
                Imagine if that were really true and the Bible was nothing more than a gay travel log.

                Mezro...say Jesus, you have a really styling goatee there...
                Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35755

                  #23
                  Originally posted by pete
                  Don't forget RUFUS

                  The 13th Apostle

                  btw.....I just got banned from the links

                  "Form Submission Error
                  You have been banned from making any new posts or sending private messages. The reason for this ban is: Another idiot Army moron we don't need here"
                  Pete you have just gone up in my opinion hugely...

                  You aint someone until you've been banned form the Links...:D

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35755

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mezro
                    Imagine if that were really true and the Bible was nothing more than a gay travel log.

                    Mezro...say Jesus, you have a really styling goatee there...


                    I think it really comes down to either he was gay or the bible has been severely manipulated.

                    At the moment I'm going for the later.

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                    • pete
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3325

                      #25
                      He did kiss Judas in the garden. or vice versa

                      according to the bible.

                      Ford was acting like it was the end of the world.

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                      • pete
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3325

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister


                        I think it really comes down to either he was gay or the bible has been severely manipulated.

                        At the moment I'm going for the later.
                        It's been said and documented that there was also references to karma/reincarnation that were removed from what is now called the bible.

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4154

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Seshmeister


                          I think it really comes down to either he was gay or the bible has been severely manipulated.

                          At the moment I'm going for the later.
                          At the moment I'm going for the bible not being historically accurate and that people put way too faith in a work of fiction.

                          Mezro...I'd be surprised if 10% of it was true...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                          • Viking
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1774

                            #28
                            It's like this: let's say that I believe in the Bible, Heaven, Hell, the whole enchilada, and you don't. Now, If YOU'RE right - it's all a bunch of superstitious bunk - then the only way we're BOTH going to know is when we both reach thermodynamic ambiance (READ: room temperature). And then nobody's going to be around to gloat, will they? BUT - BUT - let's just assume, for a moment, that I'm right. That there is an Almighty Creator, and if we want more than this miserable existence, there are a few (logical) ground rules we have to follow. Now, if I AM right, then when I die, my soul goes to a Much Better Place. YOU have some 'splaining to do at The Pearly Gates. Now, either way, I think I'm in a win-win situation. Even if YOU'RE right, at least I'll be remembered as someone that didn't run around living some Lord Of The Flies existence, and I can live with that.

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                            • pete
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3325

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Viking
                              It's like this: let's say that I believe in the Bible, Heaven, Hell, the whole enchilada, and you don't. Now, If YOU'RE right - it's all a bunch of superstitious bunk - then the only way we're BOTH going to know is when we both reach thermodynamic ambiance (READ: room temperature). And then nobody's going to be around to gloat, will they? BUT - BUT - let's just assume, for a moment, that I'm right. That there is an Almighty Creator, and if we want more than this miserable existence, there are a few (logical) ground rules we have to follow. Now, if I AM right, then when I die, my soul goes to a Much Better Place. YOU have some 'splaining to do at The Pearly Gates. Now, either way, I think I'm in a win-win situation. Even if YOU'RE right, at least I'll be remembered as someone that didn't run around living some Lord Of The Flies existence, and I can live with that.
                              God

                              Scmod

                              MOD

                              what does it all mean?

                              LOL

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                              • rustoffa
                                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 8963

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Viking
                                It's like this: let's say that I believe in the Bible, Heaven, Hell, the whole enchilada, and you don't. Now, If YOU'RE right - it's all a bunch of superstitious bunk - then the only way we're BOTH going to know is when we both reach thermodynamic ambiance (READ: room temperature). And then nobody's going to be around to gloat, will they? BUT - BUT - let's just assume, for a moment, that I'm right. That there is an Almighty Creator, and if we want more than this miserable existence, there are a few (logical) ground rules we have to follow. Now, if I AM right, then when I die, my soul goes to a Much Better Place. YOU have some 'splaining to do at The Pearly Gates. Now, either way, I think I'm in a win-win situation. Even if YOU'RE right, at least I'll be remembered as someone that didn't run around living some Lord Of The Flies existence, and I can live with that.
                                The Roth Army is strong I tell ya......
                                Jaw-dropping smackdown from Viking.
                                Hats off bro.

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