Brutal Police Assault On Teenage Girl For Using Cell Phone In Class

[Anonymous]

Something ... Fence sitter ?

No, that's not it. Something starts with an S. That would be SFS.

[DONNIEP]

Who's AFS?

Agent Fence Sitter.

[Anonymous]

Lee Majors...one of the top 10 coolest dudes to ever live! David Lee...yeah since we don't have a time machine let's leave him off the list. The last thing we want to do is sit around with a stoned old geezer while he rambles on about Japanese cartoons and stupid shit like that.

We sent him as our Tactical ASSault Squad. He'll go boozy boozy bop on their asses & put them to sleep with his endless stories about something or other.

Then we swoop in & score another easy victory.

Swooping is good.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Who's AFS?

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

thought it was Army Fence Sitter

[DONNIEP]

And speaking of yoga pants, have you guys heard about the rise in chicks getting labiaplasty? Yeah, this is no joke. They go in and have their cooch lips reduced so they don't have Camel Toe in their yoga pants. Can you believe this? And we're not talking about some chick whose cooch looks like somebody set off an M80 in it - these are regular chicks who are having this done. I say we ban the procedure for all but the ugliest of poontangs. I'm telling you now - before long most of the fags in this country won't even have peanuses or pussies. They'll just be asexual weirdos who need a goddamn FOURTH bathroom built at the Walmart!

Leave the coochies alone and quit ruinin' my life!!

[Anonymous]

thought it was Army Fence Sitter

WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE!

So. You're the one not on our side.

Why won't you join the Klan, then? Eh?

[DONNIEP]

thought it was Army Fence Sitter

It could be. But that would be too close to picking sides so I figured that would be out

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE!

So. You're the one not on our side.

Why won't you join the Klan, then? Eh?

i'm independent, like hermie

[Anonymous]

And speaking of yoga pants, have you guys heard about the rise in chicks getting labiaplasty? Yeah, this is no joke. They go in and have their cooch lips reduced so they don't have Camel Toe in their yoga pants. Can you believe this? And we're not talking about some chick whose cooch looks like somebody set off an M80 in it - these are regular chicks who are having this done. I say we ban the procedure for all but the ugliest of poontangs. I'm telling you now - before long most of the fags in this country won't even have peanuses or pussies. They'll just be asexual weirdos who need a goddamn FOURTH bathroom built at the Walmart!

Leave the coochies alone and quit ruinin' my life!!

I wholeheartedly endorse your stance on this!

Although usually I am of the opinion that we let dumb people fuck themselves up irrevocably & then point & laugh, this is pussy we're talking about here! A thing of beauty for the most part. It should be preserved. Sure, some of them look like an old cabbage someone stepped on, but that's the price we have to pay.

Who the fuck would be so dumb as to mutilate themselves for the rest of their lives just so they could fit in an article of clothing that is nothing but a passing fad?

Oh yeah... first world people.

When the next World War? Is it soon?

[Anonymous]

We must protect the innocent pussies from their fucked up owners before they ruin it.

Free the pussy!

This will our first order of work, men. We must go forth & remove all that discardable mass around the pussies.

Hop to it!

[cadaverdog]

Saying "I'd point a gun at her head & if she didn't get up, I'd shoot her" is not what I would call wit.

Anyone who would think that I was serious when I said that isn't exactly overflowing with wit themselves.

[DONNIEP]

I wholeheartedly endorse your stance on this!

Although usually I am of the opinion that we let dumb people fuck themselves up irrevocably & then point & laugh, this is pussy we're talking about here! A thing of beauty for the most part. It should be preserved. Sure, some of them look like an old cabbage someone stepped on, but that's the price we have to pay.

Who the fuck would be so dumb as to mutilate themselves for the rest of their lives just so they could fit in an article of clothing that is nothing but a passing fad?

Oh yeah... first world people.

When the next World War? Is it soon?

It's a travesty, that's what it is. These women having this done don't want anybody to know they have a vag down there. Hello - that's what makes guys, or lesbians for that matter, want to talk to you! If pussies suddenly disappeared tomorrow I'd bet most guys would hang out with other guys doing guy shit. And it works the same way for women. All this denial that all of us basically just want fight, drank, and screw our brains out is what's wrong with the world

[PETE'S BROTHER]

waddaya call the extra skin around a vagina?

[Anonymous]

waddaya call the extra skin around a vagina?

Headache?