Ralph Peters calls Obama "a total pussy" on live television.

[Angel]

I support Donald Trumps ban on Muslims entering the US.

I would also support deporting any we have here within this country.

And where are you going to deport all the American born citizens to?

[DONNIEP]

And where are you going to deport all the American born citizens to?

Ford's house!!

[DONNIEP]

I guess you didn't read the last line. Further research on my part came up with something about having to prove derogatory statements made by military members retired or otherwise had affected that persons ability to command. Doubtful calling Obama a pussy would change very many people's opinion of him. You either think he's a pussy or you don't.

I don't care if Peters pulled his Bawllz out and shook em at the camera and said "Suck on these, you pussy!" Matter of fact I'd kinda like that.

So long as Peters doesn't use any anti Islamic rhetoric or call the president a black guy, he ain't got anything to worry about.

[FORD]

Ford's house!!

Like I said, I don't have a lot of room, but I'll be happy to liberate a couple of hot Muslim women from their beekeeper suits.

[DONNIEP]

Like I said, I don't have a lot of room, but I'll be happy to liberate a couple of hot Muslim women from their beekeeper suits.

You and me both. I'll take a couple Israeli chicks too and I'll hold a peace accord in my bedroom! Seriously, Israeli girls are hot as hell. Ran around with one back in my mid 20s. She wasn't religious at all and damn could she shake that ass.

[FORD]

Here's how to test a Muslim or Jewish woman's commitment to her religion. Offer her a bacon flavored beer (in a chick-friendly pink bottle)

[Anonymous]

Here's how to test a Muslim or Jewish woman's commitment to her religion. Offer her a bacon flavored beer (in a chick-friendly pink bottle)

Donnie? You wanna tackle this one or should I?

[FORD]

Full disclosure, I haven't tried that particular beer yet. But since it's a Rogue product, I'm sure it's very good. As for the pink bottle, I suspect this is a result of them co-branding with the Voodoo Donuts chain, much like New Belguim recently did the co-branding thing with Ben & Jerry's (still looking for that stuff, BTW)

[DONNIEP]

Here's how to test a Muslim or Jewish woman's commitment to her religion. Offer her a bacon flavored beer (in a chick-friendly pink bottle)

You know how I know you're gay?

[WARF]

And where are you going to deport all the American born citizens to?

To your living room so you can take care of them , Mother Theresa!

[FORD]

You know how I know you're gay?

You gonna tell me that beer made with dead animal flesh in it isn't hetero enough for you?

[DONNIEP]

You gonna tell me that beer made with dead animal flesh in it isn't hetero enough for you?

Ford, no offense - really. But anybody drinking maple flavored beer out of a pink bottle, well, that's so gay it's been banned from gay pride parades in French Canada.

I despise micro brews. I've drank so much if that shit, from one end of the country to the other, and it all pretty much sucks. Let me put it this way: I like beer. I don't want it to taste like bacon and syrup. I don't want it to taste like jolly ranchers. I don't want it to taste like cotton candy. I want it to taste like a goddamn beer. I want it to smell like a goddamn beer. I love opening a beer after not having one for a few days and smelling it. It's supposed to smell and taste like beer.

I know you dig the more "adventurous" stuff. And I bust your Bawllz and all that. But dude - I ain't drinking anything that tastes like bacon, much as I love me some bacon. Nah, give me a cheap American beer and I'm happy. Just not any of that Lite shit, cause that's super gay.

[FORD]

Well have a merry homo christmas then......

[DONNIEP]

Well have a merry homo christmas then......

In the words of Ducky, toosh

[cadaverdog]

He sort of had no other choice given he WAS IN THEIR FUCKING COUNTRIES...duh.

I wasn't talking about your brother. When you're in another country they make the rules. As it should be. But they think everyone should live by their rules. Fuck them.