How the 1% Reshaped "Democracy" In Their Image

[Kristy]

Yeah... I'm such a fucking "Nazi" I'm trying to get a Jew elected President.

Somehow I doubt Adolf would be happy about that.....

Totally convinced slave FORD.

Your library of videos are certainly extensive. I was very impressed with the 3 or 4 hundred videos that I watched over the past few months. Especially the videos put together by your master Bernie.

Congratulations

[DONNIEP]

I never got into the Dead Kennedys. A lot of my skater friends were into that kinda stuff, along with Black Flag and other horrible music, but I always wanted to listen to Van Halen and other bands. Especially Steely Dan (sorry Kristy, but they do hate hippies).

[FORD]

I'd rather listen to the same Black Flag song in eternal looping mode forever than hear Steely Dan ever again

[DONNIEP]

Ok, I know I'm gonna regret this, but I will listen to this song.

[Kristy]

Poor slave FORD He's just so... so... suburban. A clueless bourgeois juvenile.



Look Donnie! Mall music:

[DONNIEP]

Ok, song's over. It sucked. Why doesn't the singer guy just scream WE DONT WANT CHICKS AT OUR SHOWS!!!

That's the same shit I had to listen to at a buddy's house. I "had to" because he had a half pipe in his back yard. Oddly enough, the only guy who agreed with me was Fred Durst. Go figure.

I just don't get it. Is that supposed to be ground breaking or an example of some super talent? It sucks. No wonder they never made any money. "My war"..."get a gun..kill some..." Really? No wonder you're fucked in the head, lol

[FORD]

She doesn't sound depressed enough to be singing Morrissey. For somebody dressed all in black and heavily inked up, she's downright cheerful.

[FORD]

Ok, song's over. It sucked. Why doesn't the singer guy just scream WE DONT WANT CHICKS AT OUR SHOWS!!!

That's the same shit I had to listen to at a buddy's house. I "had to" because he had a half pipe in his back yard. Oddly enough, the only guy who agreed with me was Fred Durst. Go figure.

I just don't get it. Is that supposed to be ground breaking or an example of some super talent? It sucks. No wonder they never made any money. "My war"..."get a gun..kill some..." Really? No wonder you're fucked in the head, lol

Fuck Fred Durst in the ass with Fallout Boy's dick.

At least Hank Rollins is a Van Halen fan......

[Kristy]

I could watch this shit all day:

[DONNIEP]

Fuck Fred Durst in the ass with Fallout Boy's dick.

At least Hank Rollins is a Van Halen fan......

I don't know most of Fred's music, actually I probably only really know one song. I think he produced that Puddle Of Mudd record but I could be wrong. Regardless, he didn't like the stupid screaming stuff the other guys wanted to play. He might run around and say he loved it now, I have no idea.

And so what? If Trump showed up on TV tomorrow and said he loves Van Halen, you'd think he was awesome? I've listened to that stupid clip more than once. So what he likes The Van Halen? Only an idiot wouldn't.

[FORD]

I wouldn't believe anything Trump said, because he's a serial liar (see the debate with himself that Stephen Colbert put together)

[DONNIEP]

Here - I'll post a video Ford will approve of:

There. Does that make you feel better? Is it all "corporate rock sucks" enough? Did the band slyly make their point and somehow get it over on the corporate record company, while they sucked that Corporate Cock so hard that they desperately wanted to have a hit song? Isn't that how you people get off? "We're all so smart we'll toss it in the face of the corporations that feed us but we really need to get paid."

Black Flag's records didn't make any money because they sucked. And mainly because they ONLY spoke to a handful of ugly, acne infested and later acne scarred unattractive guys who thought "Hey - they're just as ugly as me!!"

Their music sucks. The whole generation who thinks Rollins is some kind of genius are a bunch of fuckin idiots. Sure he's entertaining sometimes. So is my local weather man.

[FORD]

Ehhhh.... it's alright, but I liked their older stuff a lot better.

[Seshmeister]

And so what? If Trump showed up on TV tomorrow and said he loves Van Halen, you'd think he was awesome? I've listened to that stupid clip more than once. So what he likes The Van Halen? Only an idiot wouldn't.

Hahahah.

If everyone that liked Van Halen automatically wasn't a prick then we wouldn't have had 18 years of people on here screaming abuse at each other...

[DONNIEP]

Hahahah.

If everyone that liked Van Halen automatically wasn't a prick then we wouldn't have had 18 years of people on here screaming abuse at each other...

Well FUCK YOU and I'm surprised you actually managed to put a sentence together that Americans can understand. Honestly, if the proper way to speak English is the UK way then fuck yall

"Blabsurrey stongle. I masmermangled my tockertoddle and she said whizerwhangle and farted. I got the horn and ran home and jerkleslippered me penerstongle. Would you like a daisy? I then farted until she dingleslappered and then we slopdiddled to the stinkerhousen and then rode the trikey to the tip. It was a glorious day until she asked me if I liked Screamin Lord Byron. I dropped her off at the trangledinker and farted. Me mum farted too and we listened to Human League."