Trump Frump

[Kristy]

Come on Kristy. Get on board the Trump Train. Maybe DonnieP and I will pull a train with you, on the train!

Fuck no. I'm having such a difficult as it is with all this fucking Cali/Texan white trash stoners to be with a white trash idiot like yourself.

[Kristy]

By the way, I did mention that qikgts is N.S.A., right? Fuck off, qikgts.

[FORD]

Yep, we all know what time it is. Time to board the Trump Train!

Yeah, as we saw in the debates, Drumpf is driving that train, high on cocaine....

[Von Halen]

Yeah, as we saw in the debates, Drumpf is driving that train, high on cocaine....

Right to the front door of the motherfucking White House!

[Von Halen]

Fuck no. I'm having such a difficult as it is with all this fucking Cali/Texan white trash stoners to be with a white trash idiot like yourself.

Come on. Get on board with us. We don't want to marry you. I can't imagine anybody in their right mind, would. But, we'll pull a train on you on the Trump Train! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!

[Kristy]

Can you imagine what life would be like if that F A T dayglo orange cocksucking motherfucker was Pressie?

Oil stains on driveways everywhere. Fucking deplorable white trash. Fuck off.

[Kristy]

Oh, and go fuck yourself qikgts.

[Von Halen]

Can you imagine how great life will be when that ass kicking, wall building, woman fondling billionaire wins the Pressie?

Fixed it for you.

I have no idea what your qikgts bullshit means, but we'll still let you on the Trump Train, so we can pull a train on you.

[Kristy]

Shut your fucking pie hole, Von.

qikgts is N.S.A.

You know what's cool? One of these:


1957 Dodge Custom Royal Lancer.


Not cool?

A fucking white trash presidency.

[cadaverdog]

Fuck Julian Assange with James Comey's dick.

Both of them are complete fucking cowards and tools IF (and it's a huge IF at this point) they had anything truly damaging against Hillcunt, then the time to drop that information was sometime between the Iowa caucus and the California primary. Arguably even up to the point of the convention, where pressure could have been applied to the DNC StupidDelegates to act honorably.

They didn't do so. And now there is no good outcome to this clusterfuck. Unless the folks at Anonymous can hack the electro-fraud machines and flip them all to Jill Stein. Then we can all put this nightmare of an election behind us and move on in a positive direction.

Failing that..... we all know what time it is.....

You left out Central and Southern California. I don't blame you. By taking the bay area you've got enough faggots and wetbacks for two countries already.

[DONNIEP]

Come on Kristy. Get on board the Trump Train. Maybe DonnieP and I will pull a train with you, on the train!

Choo choo!!! We'll flip to see who's conductor and who gets the caboose!!

[cadaverdog]

Fixed it for you.

I have no idea what your qikgts bullshit means, but we'll still let you on the Trump Train, so we can pull a train on you.

Drop me at the next station. I don't want to be on that train.

[Kristy]

You left out Central and Southern California. I don't blame you. By taking the bay area you've got enough faggots and wetbacks for two countries already.

You should know better than anyone else, you F A T Cali fag.

[Kristy]

Oh, and fuck you, qikgts.

[cadaverdog]

Choo choo!!! We'll flip to see who's conductor and who gets the caboose!!

Unless you're planning on crossing swords with Krusty everyone's getting the caboose.