Judge Scalia Dead at 79

[DONNIEP]

Hahaha

By the way counting is devily

Counting leads to math which leads to science which leads to giving America to illegal immigrants! All they do is ride around in their low riders and shoot all the jobs! That's why as President I am going to build a big ass wall and keep them all out. And unlike the other candidates, I have a handy visual reference that outlines exactly where the wall is gonna go:

[vandeleur]

[DONNIEP]

Now back to the conspiracies! I'm a little behind on what's going on but the owner of the joint says he found Scalia with a pillow over his head. Now, that leads me to only two conclusions:

4. Somebody kilt him

C. He was there for a secret ancient Klan rally

3. He just kinda died

4. He had the pillow over his head to block the Super Secret Kenyan Mind Control Rays being transmitted to his brain by Ubama himself!!

Now, personally I'm leaning toward options C and 4, and 4 is in the lead. Although I am starting to hear reports that Scalia wasn't even there and it was really a hologram instead.

[Anonymous]

I thought e was hilarious at first but started to worry when I realised he wasn't being funny and believed that Shit.

The same thing happened to me with Ford.

I genuinely thought the guy was smart. Turns out he really believes he's Jesus & Satan.

[Anonymous]

In an infinite universe with an infinite amount of happenenings there are lots of coincidences , how many million to one things happen every day to Chinese people with a population of 1.5 billion .... Answer lots .
So when you send that cock pic to your wife instead of the spare by accident ...... These things happen a lot in China

To be fair, million to one chances happen 9 times out of 10.

[Anonymous]

Now back to the conspiracies! I'm a little behind on what's going on but the owner of the joint says he found Scalia with a pillow over his head. Now, that leads me to only two conclusions:

4. Somebody kilt him

C. He was there for a secret ancient Klan rally

3. He just kinda died

4. He had the pillow over his head to block the Super Secret Kenyan Mind Control Rays being transmitted to his brain by Ubama himself!!

Now, personally I'm leaning toward options C and 4, and 4 is in the lead. Although I am starting to hear reports that Scalia wasn't even there and it was really a hologram instead.

Which 4?

And by the way, it's unthinkable that an angry little man died of old age.

That never happens.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Which 4?

And by the way, it's unthinkable that an angry little man died of old age.

That never happens.

all 4

[DONNIEP]

all 4

Exactly.

[Anonymous]

So somebody went & done him in while at the same time protecting him from Obama's mind control rays?

Well, that worked up a charm. Let's see Obama control Scalia now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Still, the mind control rays in question are a bit weak, in my opinion.

"Vote for me & get a new phone". Hmmmm... I'm not sure Scalia would be that excited for a cheap phone, since he pocketed so much money from the corporations he protected from the evil people.

[DONNIEP]

So somebody went & done him in while at the same time protecting him from Obama's mind control rays?

Well, that worked up a charm. Let's see Obama control Scalia now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Still, the mind control rays in question are a bit weak, in my opinion.

"Vote for me & get a new phone". Hmmmm... I'm not sure Scalia would be that excited for a cheap phone, since he pocketed so much money from the corporations he protected from the evil people.

Oh it's not just a free phone, which I'm actually for that program but only the original land line wording. And they should only get the old style crank phones. Not to be confused with the Ubama Crunk Fone that they all get now with all sorts of data plans and free games and gangbang porn.

[Nickdfresh]

Death is the termination of all biological functions that sustain a living organism. Phenomena which commonly bring about death include biological aging (senescence), predation, malnutrition, disease, suicide, homicide, starvation, dehydration, and accidents or trauma resulting in terminal injury.[1] Bodies of living organisms begin to decompose shortly after death. Death has commonly been considered a sad or unpleasant occasion, due to the termination of social and familial bonds with the deceased or affection for the being that has died. Other concerns include fear of death, necrophobia, anxiety, sorrow, grief, emotional pain, depression, sympathy, compassion, solitude, or saudade.

Thanks Kristy!

Here's one for you:

Cutting and Self-Harm: Warning Signs and Treatment
Parents should watch for symptoms and encourage kids to get help.
By Jeanie Lerche Davis
WebMD Feature Reviewed by Michael W. Smith, MD
WebMD Feature Archive
Cutting. It's a practice that is foreign, frightening, to parents. It is not a suicide attempt, though it may look and seem that way. Cutting is a form of self-injury -- the person is literally making small cuts on his or her body, usually the arms and legs. It's difficult for many people to understand. But for kids, cutting helps them control their emotional pain, psychologists say.

This practice has long existed in secrecy. Cuts can be easily hidden under long sleeves. But in recent years, movies and TV shows have drawn attention to it -- prompting greater numbers of teens and tweens (ages 9 to 14) to try it.

"We can go to any school and ask, 'Do you know anyone who cuts?' Yeah, everybody knows someone," says Karen Conterio, author of the book, Bodily Harm. Twenty years ago, Conterio founded a treatment program for self-injurers called SAFE (Self Abuse Finally Ends) Alternatives at Linden Oak Hospital in Naperville, Ill., outside of Chicago.

Picture of an Unhappy Kid
Her patients are getting younger and younger, Conterio tells WebMD. "Self-harm typically starts at about age 14. But in recent years we've been seeing kids as young as 11 or 12. As more and more kids become aware of it, more kids are trying it." She's also treated plenty of 30-year-olds, Conterio adds. "People keep doing it for years and years, and don't really know how to quit."

The problem is particularly common among girls. But boys do it, too. It is an accepted part of the "Goth" culture, says Wendy Lader, PhD, clinical director for SAFE Alternatives.

Being part of Goth culture may not necessarily mean a kid is unhappy.

Lader says "I think kids in the Goth movement are looking for something, some acceptance in an alternative culture. And self-injury is definitely a coping strategy for unhappy kids."

Very often, kids who self-harm have an eating disorder. "They may have a history of sexual, physical, or verbal abuse," Lader adds. "Many are sensitive, perfectionists, overachievers. The self-injury begins as a defense against what's going on in their family, in their lives. They have failed in one area of their lives, so this is a way to get control."

Self-injury can also be a symptom for psychiatric problems like borderline personality disorder, anxiety disorder, bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, she says.

Yet many kids who self-injure are simply "regular kids" going through the adolescent struggle for self-identity, Lader adds. They're experimenting. "I hate to call it a phase, because I don't want to minimize it. It's kind of like kids who start using drugs, doing dangerous things.
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[FORD]

Since when is Michael W. Smith a doctor? He used to be a guy who sang cheesy Christian bubblegum music....

[Kristy]

Well, fuck me. Guess I must be goth.


Can Niki Wiki at least Google an insult post 2006?

[FORD]

Mike Malloy: On The Departure of Antonin “Fat Tony” Scalia

15th February 2016

I have a question or two for the Christian evangelicals who are always ready to tell us their god is in control. Of everything. His wisdom is beyond question. His actions – while usually painful and searingly violent – are actions that must be accepted and honored even, for example, when this demented god reaches into the crib of a “believer’s” infant and kills him or her. God’s will. Don’t question; just accept. And celebrate. After all this demented sky spook just acknowledged your existence (as he did Job’s) by killing your baby. Praise god! Right????

And the ultra-fucked up Christians who are willing suckers and fools for the slimeballs who preach the really, really sick “prosperity gospel” are the worst of the lot. These narcissists will tell you they are “blessed” by this bullshit because – proof! – they got a new Benz or a luxurious house; that the baby-killing god they suck up to finds them so absolutely worthy, so incredibly exceptional, so . . . blessed. If a member of their cult is found to have stage-4 breast, colon, testicular, or ovarian cancer, well . . . their spook decided they just didn’t hosanna enough, didn’t fling their arms to the rafters enough while the huckster on stage (see: Joel Osteen, Creflo Dollar, et al) smilingly told them they have to give more money in order to receive more houses, cars, health, vacations, etc. Consequently, the spook abandoned them, as the slimeball preacher does when the victim can no longer afford the raffle tickets. Taken as a whole – preachers as well as congregants – it is a debauchery of the spirit that turns the wonder of life into a bucket of materialistic slime and putrid human waste.

Which brings me to the dead Supreme Court Justice Antonin “Fat Tony” Scalia and my questions to the above mentioned cultists.

Using their degenerate belief system, could it be that Fat Tony was plucked from his afternoon nap and sent to the cornfield because the spook decided he wanted outcomes on pending Court decisions that FT would not deliver? Is this true, Prosperity Pimps?( It would most certainly be their conclusion if it had been the liberal Justice Ginsberg who was dispatched, right? The prosperity spook really doesn’t like unions or affirmative action, or a woman’s privacy, or those nasty immigrants. Everybody knows that. Or should if you’re a paid-up member of the prosperity cult. Amen.) Is this how your god fills his idle hours? What other conclusion can be drawn from FT’s death? Isn’t it because the spook, being all-knowing and more than willing to give all sorts of shiny, fast, luxurious toys to his pets, must have decided he actually LIKES a woman’s right to medical privacy or a just outcome to the other issues FT was eagerly anticipating to be argued before His Eminence? (FT, not the spook.) And, of course FT was close friends with an entirely different spook, one who believes in keeping people poor, hungry and ignorant; the antithesis of the prosperity spook. And (shudder) you know what happens when the Primo Spook discovers your sneaking around worshipping some competing spook . . . POW! Into the cornfield!!!

So, let me hear from you, spook-followers. And I’m open to comments from the Prosperity Pimps as well as the Fire and Pain Pimps. Frankly, I think I’ve presented a pretty good explanation regarding FT’s death.

If you do write, watch your language.

– MM

[jacksmar]

he died in his sleep. we should all be so lucky.....

contrary to your beliefs, we're not here to reconcile your religious relationship with..........

nobody......