Judge Scalia Dead at 79

[Seshmeister]

Yes, it's just me and Vandy. In two different countries. With a giant ocean between us. But we shouldn't "be bothered" to post here on a phone. Which is how everybody else on the planet accesses just about everything

I read a lot of stuff on my phone but writing more than a sentence is a PIA for me.

Copying and pasting that page with images and tables and shit would have been horrible so the only option would have been to just post a link which most people wouldn't have clicked on and I did anyway.

I'm not convinced that isn't the best way to do it.

[DONNIEP]

This could be from a song. Ya know, one of those songs from the movies you like.

Kinda like "Take My Breath Away", or something.

You & Vandy, thinking of each other, your phones in your hand, staring out the window at night, a light rain coming down...

I LOVE that song!! It's the only Berlin song I know. Which should surprise no one.

[DONNIEP]

See? That's your problem, you can't disconnect for a minute.

Even when you're fifty-one-fiftying through Wal-Mart to get bullets & cheap beer, you have to be checking this place.

And I should get paid for my dedication!!

Now, somebody bring me some more toilet paper. This dump was a half roller...

[Anonymous]

I LOVE that song!! It's the only Berlin song I know. Which should surprise no one.

I kinda like that song too...

[DONNIEP]

I kinda like that song too...

Who DOESN'T like that song? You're Maverick, all bad ass and with wet hair (I still don't get that), and some semi attractive lezbo is so turned on she tosses out her usual sexual persuasions just so you can give her the Honkie Dong? That's power!!

[Anonymous]

You're Maverick

Why, thank you.

Yes, I suppose I'm hot as fuck.

I mean, I guess women & gay men would consider Maverick hot, I wouldn't know anything about it, of course.

*ahem*

Right, then. I seem to remember we were discussing cheap beer & salacious women in the nudd?

[DONNIEP]

Why, thank you.

Yes, I suppose I'm hot as fuck.

I mean, I guess women & gay men would consider Maverick hot, I wouldn't know anything about it, of course.

*ahem*

Right, then. I seem to remember we were discussing cheap beer & salacious women in the nudd?

Who needs women? I mean yes, absolutely.

[FORD]

I LOVE that song!! It's the only Berlin song I know. Which should surprise no one.

How could you NOT know this one??/

It was huge. As was my boner after I saw Terri Nunn the first time.

[Anonymous]

Ford, I believe I speak for everyone when I say no one gives a damn about your alleged boner.

[FORD]

Just pointing out the fact that anybody who was a teenager in the 80s should remember that song. Poor unfortunate kids today are lucky to even find a video on TV to err... inspire their pubescent lusts. And if they do, it's probably Taylor Swift or something like that, which is the equivalent of chemical castration.

[Anonymous]

Just pointing out the fact that anybody who was a teenager in the 80s should remember that song.

You could have done that without the gratuitous reference.

It felt tacked on & forced. Don't try so hard.

[Kristy]

Ford, I believe I speak for everyone when I say no one gives a damn about your alleged boner.

Chances are good he hasn't had one since.

[Anonymous]

Chances are good he hasn't had one since.

That *would* explain his fond memory...

[cadaverdog]

Just pointing out the fact that anybody who was a teenager in the 80s should remember that song. Poor unfortunate kids today are lucky to even find a video on TV to err... inspire their pubescent lusts. And if they do, it's probably Taylor Swift or something like that, which is the equivalent of chemical castration.

If Taylor Swift makes your dick limp you're probably a fag. Not saying she's the hottest piece of ass on the planet but she's definately fuckable.

[cadaverdog]

Chances are good he hasn't had one since.

He was lying about that one. The only time he gets a woodie is when he's ogling Bernie Sanders.