WHAT THE HELL IS THiS????

[Kristy]

por favor.

That reminds me:

[Anonymous]

Yep - if it was in German I could understand most of it. But the only phrases I know in Spanish are:

Muy Bonita, senorita

And

Dos cervezas, por favor.

Both phrases served me well from TJ all the way to Rosa Rita.

I'm pretty sure the DVD will have alternate audio tracks or, at the very least, subtitles.

I'm telling you it's risk free. If you don't like it - fuck hell you won't - just tell me how much it cost you & I'll refund you myself.

[Kristy]

Kristy, you're gonna love this - when someone mentions Iron Maiden in conversation, you can say that they're illiterate monkeys that *pretend* to be smart by borrowing song titles from clever stories, yet it's painfully obvious that they never read the source material, probably because they're too dumb to understand it.

There, I just gave you a deadly bullet to any Metal fan. You're welcome.

They have no shame (if you look closely)

[Anonymous]

They have no shame (if you look closely)

I'm well aware of that image & the fact that it's quoted wrong.

It should read

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
AND with strange aeons even death may die.

It's a small word, YET they didn't even bother to check.

[Kristy]

Shows the intelligence of your average metal fan, does it not?

[Anonymous]

Shows the intelligence of your average metal fan, does it not?

Actually, Metal fans are a bit smarter than your average person. I love agreeing with you, but not at the expense of truth.

Although we do have our share of mouth-breathers, like everyone else, of course.

Still, and remember this is more "mainstream" Metal we're talking about, there is very little fanaticism & blind following in Metal, with opn minds & a hunger for knowledge being more prevalent.

Metallica fans are a different INbreed entirely, as I'm sure you know. That would be the vast majority of the dumb hicks.

[Kristy]

Walt Whitman said it best about Poe:

In a dream I once had, I saw a vessel on the sea, at midnight, in a storm. It was no great full-rigged ship, nor majestic steamer, steering firmly through the gale, but seemed one of those superb schooner yachts I had often seen lying anchored rocking so jaunty in the waters around New York or up Long Island sound; now flying uncontrolled with torn sails and broken spars through the wild sleet and winds and waves of the night. On deck was a slender, slight, beautiful figure, a dim man, apparently enjoying all the terror, the murk, and the dislocation of which he was the center and the victim. That figure in my lurid dream might stand for Edgar Allan Poe, his spirit, his fortunes, and his poems themselves all lurid dreams."

Walt Whitman, 1882, "Edgar Allan Poe's Significance,"
The Critic, Vol. 2, p.147



I'd blow him.

[Anonymous]

Have you listened to this album yet, Kristy?

This is their only album that I like. I tried listening to others, since this one is so good, but it's mostly just wankery after this.

There are some really good songs here, Orson Welles narrates & you have proper singers like Arthur Brown & John Miles.

It's mellow & strange enough that I bet it's good enough to listen to while high.

[Kristy]

Yeah, it's ghey.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

No, the ginger bread man is not from a book. It's from this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan%27s_Labyrinth

I'm not sure you're man enough to watch that, though. It gets *really* nasty at times.

And I'll hype it up the best I can, no problem. If there's a film that can not only live up to the hype, but SURPASS it, it's that one.

IF you're man enough to watch it. I bet I even know which end you'll choose, you little pussy.

and man enough for sub titles

[Anonymous]

and man enough for sub titles

Yeah, reading is hard.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

distracting as hell