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Tanning beds, they're called tanning beds!! And he couldn't get within five feet of one with that orange/red skin he's got. We don't allow his kind in our tanning bed. Matter of fact there should be a sign over the door that says Coloreds Only. That way only people with nice golden brown skin can enter the premises. Because honestly - nobody likes looking at a pasty skinned Honkie. Unless it's a hot Barely Legal red headed chick.
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American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Cancer beds. Pasty white ages better. You tanners look like shriveled up old leather once you get past 60..."Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
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Hey Jabba, thanks for the endorsement. Now get the fuck off my stage and go home!!
I'll bet right about now Christie regrets endorsing this arrogant bastard a lot more than hugging Barry Obama after a hurricane ripped through his state.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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I think you're reading a bit much into that lolAmerican by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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