Hi! Welcome to Kenya!

[Anonymous]

I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence, and undying devotion to the Cause for which it stands.

[Anonymous]

Ok so back on topic. How does one get to this mythical land known as Africa? I assume planes don't go there since we have so many people stuck here in this country who sing the praises of how awesome Africa is. I know there were ships that used to go there but that stopped a while ago.

You can't. You're white. They don't want whites in Africa. We are not worthy.

You have to be enlightened. Called to paradise by a higher power. By our black masters.

[DONNIEP]

You can't. You're white. They don't want whites in Africa. We are not worthy.

You have to be enlightened. Called to paradise by a higher power. By our black masters.

But I don't have a Ubama Phone! How will I hear the clarion call?

[Anonymous]

I told you. You & I are not worthy. We're racists.

We dared to imply that black people sometimes commit crimes.

This is our punishment. Stuck forever in this pit of despair, sin & debauchery that is the civilised West until the arrival of either the Muslims, or our Lord & Saviour Donald Trump.

Guess which one I'm hoping for.

[vandeleur]

I salute the Confederate Flag with affection, reverence, and undying devotion to the Cause for which it stands.

Now she is stacked

[Anonymous]

Now she is stacked

That's what we Southern boys call "wholesome".

There's a whole lotta some in there. Praise the South!

[DONNIEP]

Now she is stacked

You gotta learn to speak Southern. It goes like this:

Man she is hotter than the handles on the gates to Hell!

[Anonymous]

Speaking of which, you reckon she comes equipped with one of them - a handle?

The mind fairly reels at such a possibility.

Holy crap, it done got hotter in here.

[FORD]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......

[DONNIEP]

Speaking of which, you reckon she comes equipped with one of them - a handle?

The mind fairly reels at such a possibility.

Holy crap, it done got hotter in here.

Hmm...I'm gonna say no. But that don't mean you can't pretend.

[DONNIEP]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......

I ain't clicking on that because I hate that damn song.

Besides - 38 Special was wayyyy better than Skynyrd ever dreamed of being.

[vandeleur]

Ford post all you want but you gotta post a slooot in a bikini as well ..... Thems the rules

[Anonymous]

Now everybody stand for the goddamned national anthem......

That's the fucking spirit!

I'm gonna make you see the light or ship you off to Arabia. Which I think is in Africa, too. Or thereabouts, nobody cares.

You know which one is more convenient for you!

[Anonymous]

I ain't clicking on that because I hate that damn song.

Besides - 38 Special was wayyyy better than Skynyrd ever dreamed of being.

See, I don't live in America, so Skynyrd is not overplayed for me.

I can enjoy them for what they are without being sick to death of them. Unlike Metallica. Fuck those overrated, overplayed faggots.

[FORD]

Ford post all you want but you gotta post a slooot in a bikini as well ..... Thems the rules

How about a pic of Kristy?