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[DONNIEP]

I use that one when I hang around women's toilets ..... Smooth

Hey, I ain't gonna lie - I saw a lot of hot moms coming and going from the bathroom, lol. But honestly, I don't think the place to pick up a chick is either right before or after they take a huge dump

[vandeleur]

Hey, I ain't gonna lie - I saw a lot of hot moms coming and going from the bathroom, lol. But honestly, I don't think the place to pick up a chick is either right before or after they take a huge dump

The voice of experience , good point obi won

[Satan]

True story here....

Evergreen State College (considered a "left wing" school by many) used to have this big one day festival called "Super Saturday" every June the week of graduation. Naturally, I spent most of the day in the beer garden (with the occasional break to go around the corner on the roof and get high).

And of course, where you have people drinking beer all day long, you also get long lines for the bathroom to "recycle" the beer. One of my Lesbian friends just walked into the men's room like she belonged there. She wasn't Trans, but she was very butch. I asked her what the Hell she was doing in there.

"Lines are too fucking long in the women's room. I can't wait that long!"

I told her all the stalls were full, so she would have to use a urinal. I'll be goddamned if she didn't do it.

[DONNIEP]

The voice experience , good point obi won

It's just one of the services I provide here at no cost to the members.

Speaking of bathrooms, I hate the ones at the local giant movie theater. There's no little half wall divider thingy between the urinals and I have this phobia of somebody getting their overspray on me. Man, it makes my skin crawl just thinking about it. And I cannot stand using a pisser that somebody didn't flush. Cause then you gotta flush it with your foot and jump back so the piss don't spray out on you and then you're all out of sorts cause you're doing Kung Fu to keep out of the blast zone and everybody is looking at you all funny and shit. And what makes it worse is I wear shorts like 97% of the year so I'm always freaked out I'm gonna get some urinal piss spray on my legs.

You know what - we should just ban public restrooms altogether. Just be done with them. Filthy fuckin places. I mean, yeah, schools and colleges have to have them since people are stuck there all day. But so far as like the mall and stores goes - just close them all. Except for the ones at my Walmart. Man they clean those things all damn day long. Plus they've got one of those urinals for midgets - you know, the little short ones close to the ground. At least I assume it's for midgets or maybe it's a Jim Crow thing. Anyway, I like those cause it's further away from your peenus and stuff and the blowback is minimized.

[vandeleur]

Ok ....... Our times up mr p. I think we are making real progress here, a couple more sessions and we can move on from weird phobias and address the whole erectile disfunction issue .

[vandeleur]

When am mod am changing your name to donniecantP.

[DONNIEP]

True story here....

Evergreen State College (considered a "left wing" school by many) used to have this big one day festival called "Super Saturday" every June the week of graduation. Naturally, I spent most of the day in the beer garden (with the occasional break to go around the corner on the roof and get high).

And of course, where you have people drinking beer all day long, you also get long lines for the bathroom to "recycle" the beer. One of my Lesbian friends just walked into the men's room like she belonged there. She wasn't Trans, but she was very butch. I asked her what the Hell she was doing in there.

"Lines are too fucking long in the women's room. I can't wait that long!"

I told her all the stalls were full, so she would have to use a urinal. I'll be goddamned if she didn't do it.

See - that's what we call making an exception with common sense. And did you know you can buy urinals for women? I shit you not. And yes, they're made for women to piss in while standing up. Which is actually kinda hot if you're into that sort of thing. Not that I am. But you might be.

And speaking of chicks using the men's room, not long after my company moved into our brand new gigantic building, the ladies room upstairs and downstairs had some sort of issue and was closed for like a couple days. And the majority of people workin there are chicks. So this hot chick Mary Beth comes over to my desk with four other chicks and she asks me if I'll go to the bathroom with them. To which I responded well hell yeah. I mean, when else are you gonna get to be in the bathroom with 5 chicks, two of which are cute as hell and two are good lookin and one is ugly (there's always an ugly one)? They wanted me to make sure nobody came in while they were in there and to make sure it was empty before they went in. Now, that's not unusual, right? No big deal, they gotta take a leak. What was odd is not one of them thought to tell me to wait outside the bathroom once I'd checked it out lol. So I just stood there at the sink, leaned back, while four of them hit the stalls and I'm standing there talking to one of them and then she rotates in and they're all washing their hands and shit and we're laughing and having a great time and I swear it was all I could do not to rip my pants off but I behaved.

And so we all walk out together and I'm in front and the fuckin HR director is walking past at the same time. And so Mary Beth, who just happens to be putting on her lipstick says "Call me!" and this old woman who's the HR director nearly faints. And of course I had to go explain all of it, like I was in friggin high school or something.

[DONNIEP]

Ok ....... Our times up mr p. I think we are making real progress here, a couple more sessions and we can move on from weird phobias and address the whole erectile disfunction issue .

I never had any dysfunction with my erectilizms. The opposite is the real problem. And before you bring up premature ejaculation - there ain't no such thing. I call it instant gratification

[DONNIEP]

Oh, I got two more bathroom stories that stick in my head.

One was at work and what had happened was I went into the men's room and had to blow my nose. So I opened one of the stalls to get to the toilet paper and as I'm blowing my nose I see back behind the toilet a condom wrapper - open and looks like it's empty. And I'm thinking what the fuck, right? Cause either somebody jerked off with a condom on OR he put it on and then left the building to go fuck somebody. Either option is really weird but the second one is just fuckin odd. I mean, who walks around with a boner, wearing a condom, wearing pants? So I'm pondering this conundrum and as I walk by Mary Beth's desk I tell her what I'd seen in there and she's like no way and I'm like hell yeah and of course a couple other girls heard us and of course they all wanted to see. So off we go to look at the condom wrapper. Just another day at work.

The second one was at the local mall about 8 years ago. Me and the bairn were at the mall and I am about to die if I don't hit a pisser. So we go to the kid's department in Belk, I tell the lady working that area that I gots to use the bafroom and to please keep an eye on my kid who is gonna stand right there near the entrance, right? So I go in and I'm in lightspeed trying to get this done and there's a huge mirror that runs along the wall above the urinals. And the door opens, which is behind me and I see this chick walk in and I'm in mid flood and she walks right past me and goes to one of the stalls and goes in. Now I'm kinda shocked that some chick is in here and my mind is going like a mile a minute and all of a sudden she throws the stall door open and literally runs out the door. The only thing I could figure is she walked into the wrong one accidentally.

So there's my boring bathroom stories. I always hope something awesome is gonna happen like some hot chick is gonna come in and sex me up but it just never happens.

[vandeleur]

I only have one bathroom story , so am getting well stick into this lass in a bar when we doing a gig so she takes my hand and leads me to the ladies and gets me to wait as she checks who is in.
So I am thinking wow it's like all my Christmas Eve's ,she comes out grabs me and drags me into one of two cubicles.
So we start going at it and am ,right she is pretty hot and am totally getting it here and the next door cubicle slams shut and we hear these grunts like its a behemoth next door , and so we both get the giggles. Next sploosh .. And this chick next door is bombing Baghdad ... This girl clearly isn't getting enough ruffage. Again more groans and wails and again sploosh .
By this time me and this chick are in tears trying to keep giggles in and the moment was kinda lost.

[DONNIEP]

I only have one bathroom story , so am getting well stick into this lass in a bar when we doing a gig so she takes my hand and leads me to the ladies and gets me to wait as she checks who is in.
So I am thinking wow it's like all my Christmas Eve's ,she comes out grabs me and drags me into one of two cubicles.
So we start going at it and am ,right she is pretty hot and am totally getting it here and the next door cubicle slams shut and we hear these grunts like its a behemoth next door , and so we both get the giggles. Next sploosh .. And this chick next door is bombing Baghdad ... This girl clearly isn't getting enough ruffage. Again more groans and wails and again sploosh .
By this time me and this chick are in tears trying to keep giggles in and the moment was kinda lost.

See - that right there is a killer story! Ok, so did you finish? Cause I ain't leaving until I'm finished even if a terd rolls under the stall wall.

Come to think of it I don't think I've ever banged anybody in a restroom. Now, I did have a girlfriend who liked to screw in the men's dressing room at Belk in the mall. It was set up so that there was a big open area inside the dressing room part and all then you had all the doors to the changing rooms kinda in a semi circle. So chicks would come in there with their men and sit and when the dudes come out they could tell them if this looked good or bad or whatever. And this chick loved going in there and banging it out in one of the rooms. Which was great for me and all kinds of bad ass. But sadly it wasn't a bathroom.

[vandeleur]

No final product , bit awkward when the good lady has your Johnson in her hand and is giggling away.
It's up there with" is it in yet" ," didn't realise it was that cold" and the classic " it's ok your a good kisser " for mood killers

[cadaverdog]

This is the porn provider being PC thread but it turned into another bathroom thread somewhere along the line.

[vandeleur]

Cmon cdog you must have some bathroom sex stories

[DONNIEP]

No final product , bit awkward when the good lady has your Johnson in her hand and is giggling away.
It's up there with" is it in yet" ," didn't realise it was that cold" and the classic " it's ok your a good kisser " for mood killers

Well, I never had any chick say those things to me. Maybe they were all too polite