X Hamster Porn Site cuts off access to North Carolina IP addresses

[DONNIEP]

This is the porn provider being PC thread but it turned into another bathroom thread somewhere along the line.

Oh I addressed all that in boring detail lol. Besides, bathroom stories are more fun. And I know you have to have some good ones!

[vandeleur]

Well, I never had any chick say those things to me. Maybe they were all too polite

Woah me neither , closest I ever had said to me was "hey watch it you will put someone's eye out "

[cadaverdog]

No final product , bit awkward when the good lady has your Johnson in her hand and is giggling away.

There's an old joke along those lines. I might as well share it. Guy goes to psychiatrist because he wants to go to the next level with his girl but he thinks his dick is too small. Psychiatrists tells him he just needs to take her somewhere romantic where they can do the deed and at the appropriate time whip it out and everything will be fine. He takes her to such a place, gets her good and hot, unzips his pants, pulls out his pecker, takes her hand a guides it to it. Then she says, no thanks, I don't smoke.

[cadaverdog]

Oh I addressed all that in boring detail lol. Besides, bathroom stories are more fun. And I know you have to have some good ones!

I met another squid vet one time who said he jerked off in the head aboard ship so many times everytime he smells shit he gets a hard on. My best shitter story involves me side stepping a pissed off Marine who bumped into me on purpose leaving the shitter in a bar and him ending up unconscious in one of those long urinals.

[Satan]

[Terry]

Is it wrong that I want to titfuck Sarina?

[Satan]

Hey, I'm the Devil. Who am I to judge?