The End of The Primary Road

[FORD]

Upon further investigation, the beer may be real after all... or at least it was. "HUB" is a real brewery, and they make a variety of interesting looking beers.... but I can't find the Secession Cascadian Dark Ale on their website

http://hopworksbeer.com/drink

I hope they didn't cave to any sort of political harassment over the name of the product.

[FORD]

It ain't got none of that Mary Wahna in it, does it? I ain't drinking that stuff.

Even though weed is legal in this state, they apparently draw the line at combining it with alcohol. Hops are remotely related to the cannabis plant, so that's going to be as close as it gets.

We don't even have any non-stoney Hemp beers based in this state that I know of. Still have to go to Humboldt CA to get that.....



Now there's absolutely no THC content in this, as it's made with hemp seeds and not Humboldt County's more famous cannabis products... yet I swear when I drank this stuff on a road trip down the coast, it had some "relaxing" properties that other beer didn't have.

Maybe there's CBD content in it, which is present in industrial hemp?

[Seshmeister]

I have a strong suspicion that Ford is already well into the planning stages of secession if Hill Dawg gets the nomination

If either party tries to pull a switcharoo at their respective conventions the country is going to explode. That would be the end of this stoopid delegate count bullshit. Hell it should be. And we need to scrap the electoral college bullshit too. Most votes wins - period. That's how it should work, regardless if I get my way or not. The whole damn system is rigged to piss off the people so they become disenfranchised and simply stop voting.

If they were going to try and stop Trump all the top GOP people wouldn't have gone and kissed his hand over the last few weeks.

Short of being arrested or shot Hillary will be the democrat nomination and there will be no third party in the debates.

[DONNIEP]

That ain't beer , queer beer maybe :D

If it's secession beer it can't be queer.

[FORD]

That ain't beer , queer beer maybe :D

No, but this product, from the same company might fit that description........

Organic Totally Radler
2.6%ABV

50/50 blend of Hopworks’ award-winning Organic HUB Lager and organic lemon soda.

Refreshing and thirst-quenching lemon soda complements HUB Lager’s delicate honey flavors and herbal hop aroma while maintaining it’s crisp malt backbone.

At just 2.6% ABV, Totally Radler is a low-alcohol drink that keeps you cool.

This brewery has a lot of interesting stuff on their website, but I don't think I would ever be remotely interested in trying something like this.

[vandeleur]

If it's secession beer it can't be queer.

On a session beer ?

[vandeleur]

No, but this product, from the same company might fit that description........





This brewery has a lot of interesting stuff on their website, but I don't think I would ever be remotely interested in trying something like this.

I went to a barbecue last year and the idiot relative had bottles of something called Fosters radler. I think radler is oz for " drinks like a girl"

[FORD]

The way they seem to be advertising this is that it's something you would want to drink while riding a bike. And this being an Oregon brewery, they probably had mountain biking or trail biking in mind.

So it's a Gatorade alternative then? Well, maybe in that context it wouldn't be so bad. I would probably rather drink this than a plastic bottle filled with artifically colored high fructose corn poison.

I just wouldn't call it BEER.

[FORD]

I went to a barbecue last year and the idiot relative had bottles of something called Fosters radler. I think radler is oz for " drinks like a girl"

I don't know what this shit tastes like, but the looks of it reminds me of California Coolers from the 80s.

[vandeleur]

I don't know what this shit tastes like, but the looks of it reminds me of California Coolers from the 80s.

Thats the stuff , I was just checking it, Its 2% abv, I think I piss that in the morning. Similar colour to :D

[DONNIEP]

I don't know what this shit tastes like, but the looks of it reminds me of California Coolers from the 80s.

California Coolers....also known as the roofies of the 80s or the Hot Cosby lol. The panties all drops when the California Coolers top pops! The orange ones were actually pretty good. Beat the hell out of those Bruce Willis Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers and then Zima.

[cadaverdog]

California Coolers....also known as the roofies of the 80s or the Hot Cosby lol. The panties all drops when the California Coolers top pops! The orange ones were actually pretty good. Beat the hell out of those Bruce Willis Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers and then Zima.

Me and a buddy were fixing to chill at a waterfall on a roadside creek when we noticed a group of other youngsters were already occupying the area. Since there were some young ladies in the group we decided to cross the creek upstream from the falls to get to a perch on the hillside above them to get a better look and smoke a little weed. Unfortunately some other folks got there first. On the way back to the creek we found a picnic basket full of munchies and a cooler full of California Coolers on ice stashed in some bushes. We decided to confiscate both items and take them with us for safe keeping. Whoever brought those items had excellent taste in munchies. Feel kind of bad about ruining their day but it sure made ours a lot better.

[cadaverdog]

California Coolers....also known as the roofies of the 80s or the Hot Cosby lol. The panties all drops when the California Coolers top pops! The orange ones were actually pretty good. Beat the hell out of those Bruce Willis Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers and then Zima.

I always prefered the green ones. The problem with using wine coolers to get the poontang is having the self control not to drink so much you either get sick before hand or you lose the poon to some other clown who swoops in while you're comtemplating your next move with a less than adequate amount of unbooze soaked brain power.

[FORD]

That's why I never drank much of the coolers. They did make me sick. Wasn't even the alcohol (because they didn't have much. ) Goddamn sulfite allergy.... puking always ruins the mood.

[cadaverdog]

That's why I never drank much of the coolers. They did make me sick. Wasn't even the alcohol (because they didn't have much. ) Goddamn sulfite allergy.... puking always ruins the mood.

I used to drink Boone's Farm before wine coolers were the big thing. Drank 2 bottles one night. I have flashbacks just smelling wine now and that was forty years ago.