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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59369

    Merry Cheetomas!



    And of course, like most Drumpf products, it's made in CHINA.

    The Reviews and FAQs for this product are priceless.....

    Will this ornament keep all of it's pre-holiday promises?

    Answer:
    Only the promise to imprison all blue ornaments. The tree will be protected at all times by a gingerbread wall. The Lollipop Guild will pay for that wall. The wall will be decorated with white icing ONLY.
    By TallOrangeAngry on November 24, 2016
    1.0 out of 5 starsOne Star
    By Emily on November 23, 2016
    It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again.
    1.0 out of 5 starsA Real Bigly Item
    By Swell Gal Mary on November 23, 2016
    It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas."
    Great bargain! Downside
    ByShaenon K. Garrityon November 23, 2016
    Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments. Great bargain! Downside: My tree is now on fire.
    5.0 out of 5 starsBIGLY
    ByAmazon Customeron November 24, 2016
    This item is terrific. I haven't bought it or seen it beyond this photo, but folks, trust me, this will be great for the blacks and the Mexicans and will bring jobs back for the lawyers suing over the lead paint content. I promise you. And you will pay for it.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • twonabomber
    formerly F A T
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Jan 2004
    • 11289

    #2
    It sells bigly!

    It's gonna be YUGE!
    Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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    • DONNIEP
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Mar 2004
      • 13373

      #3
      I got five of em before they sold out!
      American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.

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