Cheeto’s State of the Union theme: ‘A safe, strong and proud America’

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If he's not ImOranged by next year, the nazi bastard will probably make it mandatory to watch the speech. So he can claim the "biglyest audience ever!!"

After watching a couple of minutes of that farce I just couldn't believe either figure represented how many people actually watched all that shit.

Turns out that figure is based on an estimate of how many people saw ONE MINUTE of it based on a poll of 1 in 2000 people.

President Goldfinger probably sits on his golden toilet imagining millions of people enraptured with his crap for 90 minutes - like most of the nonsense in his mind it didn't happen.

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Here's an abridged version...

This has blown up here which is funny but also kind of pathetic.

Satirical 'Daily Show' style program did this funny bit.

and Piers is now all over twitter and the Murdoch owned media crying foul about the vile image of him.

I won't show his tweets because it would spoil the original gag. :D