God told Pat Robertson that Cheeto will somehow win the 2020 election

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59141

    God told Pat Robertson that Cheeto will somehow win the 2020 election

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35441

    #2
    Who cares?

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    • Rikk
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 16518

      #3
      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      Who cares?
      Apparently God does. Cuz, you know, in this huge, magnificent universe, said God would have nothing else to worry about other than Trump winning the election and making sure to dream-text Pat Robertson to make sure he knows.

      What's scary to me is not that Pat Robertson said this. What's scary is that there are voters out there who hear this and think about how awesome it is and that it must be true and mean something.
      Roth Army Militia

      Originally posted by WARF
      Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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      • Jesus Christ
        Veteran
        • Jan 2004
        • 2429

        #4
        I just asked Dad about it. He said He was just having a laugh at Pat's expense. Didn't expect anybody to take it seriously

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        • Rikk
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 16518

          #5
          Originally posted by Jesus Christ
          I just asked Dad about it. He said He was just having a laugh at Pat's expense. Didn't expect anybody to take it seriously
          Well, my Lord, I appreciate you setting us all straight on this. Any chance you can let Pat Robertson know that your Dad was just kidding? I think he's gonna be really upset when he realizes your Dad was just poking Holy fun.
          Roth Army Militia

          Originally posted by WARF
          Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59141

            #6
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59141

              #7
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59141

                #8
                Meanwhile.. in other "God talking to crazy people" news......

                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21889

                  #9
                  Fuck Pat Robertson in his much-abused bunghole sideways with a Slaytanic Flaming Rusty Chainsaw at max RPM.

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59141

                    #10
                    Pat now says Cheeto is in an "alternate reality". Apparently God changed His mind....

                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • FORD
                      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 59141

                      #11
                      Eat Us And Smile

                      Cenk For America 2024!!

                      Justice Democrats


                      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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