Trump Is Fucked

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April 12, 2024, 10:51 PM GMT+1 / Updated April 12, 2024, 11:07 PM GMT+1
By Jake Traylor and Gabe Gutierrez
PALM BEACH, Fla. — Former President Donald Trump told reporters Friday he would "absolutely" testify in his upcoming hush money trial that is set to begin on Monday.

"Yeah, I would testify, absolutely," he said in response to a question from NBC News.

Trump, who is charged with 34 counts of first-degree falsifying business records, repeatedly called the trial a "scam" during his press conference at Mar-a-Lago.

Jury selection in the trial, which is expected to last six to eight weeks, begins Monday.

"I'm testifying. I tell the truth, I mean, all I can do is tell the truth. And the truth is that there is no case," Trump said.

Wait he didn't testify?

I'm starting to think this guy isn't a straight shooter...

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May 24, 2024/11:56 a.m. ET

MAGA Idiots Fail to Spin Away Embarrassing Fact on Trump Bronx Rally

This pathetic lie will brighten your day.

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Team Trump is up to its old tricks again and falsely claiming a lackluster rally in the Bronx on Thursday drew a crowd of 25,000 supporters. This estimate comically contradicts on-the-ground reports, the NYPD, aerial views, and the laws of physics.

But reality is no match for the notoriously anti-factual Trump and his supporters, who have been obsessed with lying about his crowd size since the 2017 inauguration—and have become the living embodiment of the Nazi-era propaganda tactic of “Repeat a lie often enough, and it becomes the truth.”





In reality, Trump requested an event permit for 3,500 people, according to The New York Times. On Thursday, 3,400 tickets had been issued for the rally, according to NYPD statements made to Raw Story. How many ticket holders showed up is unclear, but according to live aerial shots from ABC, Trump’s rally was confined to just one area of the palatial park: the amphitheater.

Conservatives’ claims of 25,000 showing out in the Bronx is roughly 30 times what reality depicts of around 800 people in Crotona Park’s amphitheater, with a few hundred hanging around past the gates. For comparison, Waldo Stadium in Kalamazoo fits 30,000 people—as noted by a crowd-size visualizer blog this reporter has often referred to when people violently inflate their numbers.


Were 25,000 people to have shown up in the Bronx, tightly packed, they would have occupied 13.8 baseball diamonds. With room to move around, a crowd that big would have occupied 30.8 baseball diamonds. But aerial visuals indicate Trump supporters on Thursday left the baseball field–size amphitheater less than a quarter full, roughly the size of one baseball diamond—or around 800 people.

https://newrepublic.com/post/181931/maga-spin-trump-bronx-rally-size

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DONALD JOHANN DRUMPF IS OFFICIALLY A GODDAMNED FUCKING CONVICTED FELON - Guilty on all 34 counts by unanimous jury decision.

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DONALD JOHANN DRUMPF IS OFFICIALLY A GODDAMNED FUCKING CONVICTED FELON - Guilty on all 34 counts by unanimous jury decision.

This ruling/case is so ridiculous. The fact that none of you on that side of the fence condemn it speaks volumes.

The fact you just want to say those words, tells me everything I need to know. No one with an ounce of care for the Constitution and due process would have this take. Just shameful

It has no chance of surviving scrutiny and will be squashed. Surreal

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This ruling/case is so ridiculous. The fact that none of you on that side of the fence condemn it speaks volumes.

The fact you just want to say those words, tells me everything I need to know. No one with an ounce of care for the Constitution and due process would have this take. Just shameful

It has no chance of surviving scrutiny and will be squashed. Surreal

Oh please, tell us uneducated Americans why (Canuck Hagar fan)....

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Na na nah anhhh....

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Na na nah anhhh....

Not gonna happen but well played.

Also Trump was smart enough to distance himself from Epstein just in time unlike that prick royal Andrew...

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