Powder Keg Israel!

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Piss Morgan is getting way too much virtual airtime out of this clusterfuck

And this so-called "rabbi" is a fucking piece of moronic shit.

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Bernie maybe the only one currently serving in the US government who has ever actually lived in Israel. So I would take his word for what's going on there over anything said by the corporate media, the NuttyYahoo regime, Hamas, or anybody else.

When you need to wag the dog, start some trouble.

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Israel is a convenient agitation point when crooks in government need a distraction.

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You don’t send money to Iran unless you want to fund an attack on Israel. The US is funding both sides.

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A pro-genocide rally starring MAGAtt Mikey and Fat Bastard Hagee... geezus, how did I miss that invitation?

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Since when did Christian’s become Zionist wannabes? The 80’s? It used to be the Jews killed Jesus so let them get what’s coming to them.

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Fat Bastard doesn't give a fuck about the Jews. He actually believes God sent Hitler to kill a bunch of Jews, because it would trick the rest of the Jews into moving back to Israel. And the Jews had to move back to Israel because Israel has to exist to make a covenant with the Antichrist, and kick off the Tribulation & JC's comeback tour.

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The big thing evangelical ministers sell is the rapture. There’s nothing on rapture in the Bible. In fact Christ’s apostles and deciples were persecuted, jailed and some were killed in horrible ways. The Book of Job is about a good man who gets completely fucked over. Old Christianity was about bearing the cross and being tried and tested. If you stood up to all the shit you got a big reward in the next life.

Modern evangelicalism is you stick a fish bumper sticker on your car, say you are a Christian. Joel Olsteen says Jesus wants you to be rich. Hagee says Jesus will beam you up like Star Trek before anything bad happens to you. Just get wet in the font, pay the church some money and you get raptured before the nonbelievers experience all the tribulation.

It’s all glitter, unicorns and rainbows now. No whipping post. No cross bearing. No agonizing character tests. Nope. Write Hagee and Olsteen a check and go for a magic carpet ride and get a participation trophy.

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The rapture was invented by a crazy lady in Scotland in the 1800s.

Wikipedia for some reason brands her 'visionary' but mentally ill woman is maybe a bit more accurate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_MacDonald_(visionary)

If people actually took even a little bit of time to look and see where all this stuff came from in the first place...

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The whole End Times theology as the FundaMENTALists teach it is really a mashup of various parts of the Bible, Most of it from Revelation, of course. Some parts of the book of Daniel mixed in, and the Ezekiel 38/39 thing, which is exactly why Fat Bastard Hagee wants a war between Israel and Iran more than possibly even NuttyYahoo does. The "Rapture" doctrine comes from 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17 which reads:

15 For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep.

16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:

17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

So Maggie McDonald didn't totally make this up. It is a biblical doctrine. But it's the mashup of all these various Old Testament and New Testament Scriptures into one "End Times" scenario that has been a more recent development. As a "recovering Baptist", I grew up around this doctrine and used to be really into it. But when the term of Ronald Wilson Reagan (666) lasted longer than the 7 years alloted to the reign of the Antichrist, that's when I questioned the validity of the doctrine. And as far as the predictions of when exactly all this was supposed to happen, when I was a kid I thought JC would probably come back literally in the year 2000, because it matched up with some doctrine that claimed that there was "2000 years from Adam to Moses, 2000 years from Moses to Jesus, and 2000 years from the First Coming of Jesus to the Second Coming" even though there's nothing in the Bible that spells out that actual time table.... it' s probably another mashup of scriptures, in this case being the verse that says "A day is like 1,000 years with God" and the 6 day creation week in Genesis, so therefore after 6,000 years, would come the 1,000 year "day of rest", the Millenial Reign of JC as described in Revelation.

Then again, it hasn't really been 2,000 years since the crucifixion yet. That's not until 2030. And it's 2023 now so.... that leaves 7 years, if the Tribulation starts immediately. But let's face it... it's been a Tribulation of one degree or another since December 12, 2000, so would anybody even notice at this point if the Antichrist actually took over?

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