Kerry WAS in cambodia....witness

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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 543

    Kerry WAS in cambodia....witness

    Eh.....shhhhh.

    Be very quiet, listen, and don't breath a word of this to anyone.

    Not so much as a soul.

    Okay, I admit it. I was there. I can vouch for Kerry.

    It's like this. We were there.....christmas eve '68....CAMBODIA!

    I remember it like it was yesterday......the bullets flying...the smell of

    napalm in the morning....

    It's like the memory was.....er....uh....seared....yea that's it, seared

    into me.

    We were scared shitless. Well, at least I was....but not Kerry. He was

    like no man I have ever seen.

    Anyway it christmas time, and I was homesick. and so damn hungry.

    The only thing that kept me going was pictures of my boy.

    Oh, and big John.

    As I lay there shitting my pants, poppin' pills 'gainst mosquito death,

    John said to me....he said, "Rooster", that's what he called me,

    "Rooster I'm gonna Get us christmas dinner".

    "Turkey...ham...duck?", I asked.

    "No", he replied,"rabbit........rabbit stew."

    With that, he grabbed his trusty 12 gauge m-16, and crawled off into

    the jungle.

    He returned a while later with the kill, and we feasted.

    I asked him how he was able to bag the rabbit, and he told me that

    he listened for the rabbit sounds and......BANG BANG BANG!

    Amazed at this, I asked, "Rabbit sounds?"

    He proudly replied, "Cambodian rabbit sounds!"

    Confused, I asked, "Cambodian rabbit sounds?"

    Bursting with pride, he replied, "You know...meow meow!"
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!
  • Tom Foolery
    Head Fluffer
    • Aug 2004
    • 274

    #2
    TOo funny!
    2005 Super Bowl Champions DENVER BRONCOS!!!
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    • W.W.D.D.?
      Full On Cocktard
      • Aug 2004
      • 32

      #3
      WTF?
      WHAT WOULD DAVID DO?

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      • HELLVIS
        Foot Soldier
        • Jul 2004
        • 543

        #4
        True, all true.
        He throws a punch.
        He swings. I duck.
        His fat ass falls...
        Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          Did you say, hossenfeffer ??

          Yes, Haschenfeffer !!



          Last edited by ELVIS; 08-29-2004, 02:45 PM.

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          • ELVIS
            Banned
            • Dec 2003
            • 44120

            #6
            Actually, It's 'Hasenpfeffer'...

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            • JCOOK

              #7
              Is it SEARED in your mind

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              • JCOOK

                #8
                Well I'l have to admit i too was with JFK in Cambodia in '68 Christmas eve. the dude saved my life at least twenty times.our swift boat had been shot to shit so we were in a small raft that John through together we shared a meal of mre's(dude had an uncontrollable taste for ketchup,) put it on every fucking thing. any way every thing turned out alright but that memory is SEARED in my mind.

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