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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59657

    #31
    Originally posted by BigBadBrian
    You can't even spell BAKHTIAR.
    I'm lucky if I can spell my own name at 6:00 before the caffeine hits the bloodstream.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • ODShowtime
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jun 2004
      • 5812

      #32
      Originally posted by John Ashcroft
      Damn she's hot!

      Hey, what ever happened to the Foxnews babe who reported Baghdad? I forget her name, but she was blonde, and even hotter!

      Somebody here posted pics of her a while back, might have been Elvis or Brian...
      She probably got executed.
      gnaw on it

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      • ODShowtime
        ROCKSTAR

        • Jun 2004
        • 5812

        #33
        And I'd toss a hard one in Anne just for spite... Just to keep her fucking mouth shut!!
        gnaw on it

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        • HELLVIS
          Foot Soldier
          • Jul 2004
          • 543

          #34
          Hey, why isn't Gretta an option?
          He throws a punch.
          He swings. I duck.
          His fat ass falls...
          Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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          • Figs
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jun 2004
            • 2945

            #35
            Sorry, I didn't think of everyone, besides, is Greta a right-winger?

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            • Guitar Shark
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Jan 2004
              • 7579

              #36
              Originally posted by FORD
              Besides, you can't have Rudi Baktiar. She's mine
              She's barely half your height. She's less than 5' tall. But I agree, she's fine.

              P.S. diamondD is right -- Kiran is HOT
              ROTH ARMY MILITIA


              Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
              Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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              • John Ashcroft
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 2127

                #37
                Originally posted by ODShowtime
                And I'd toss a hard one in Anne just for spite... Just to keep her fucking mouth shut!!
                I guess that depends on where you "toss it"... :D

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59657

                  #38
                  Originally posted by John Ashcroft
                  I guess that depends on where you "toss it"... :D
                  Well, in "her" case, there's only 2 options instead of the usual 3.....
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59657

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
                    She's barely half your height. She's less than 5' tall. But I agree, she's fine.

                    Seriously??

                    She looks taller than that on TV for some reason.

                    On the other hand, you don't find a lot of women over 6' tall... I've been trying to get Lauren Jackson to return my calls since she put out her nudie book, but so far, no luck
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • HELLVIS
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 543

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Figs
                      Sorry, I didn't think of everyone, besides, is Greta a right-winger?

                      You know, I'm not sure what she is....but she did bring Ozzy to meet the president.
                      Anyway, I digress, since her facial work she looks....well...uh...different but strangely the same.
                      And, with that crooked mouth she could blow you and talk out of the corner of it, ( like Popeye with his pipe )...
                      On second thought, who wants to hear anything other than mmmmfffmmmgchchchmmmmm?:D
                      He throws a punch.
                      He swings. I duck.
                      His fat ass falls...
                      Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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                      • HELLVIS
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 543

                        #41
                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by diamondD
                        [B]




                        Nevermind. I'll go with Kiran Chetry.
                        He throws a punch.
                        He swings. I duck.
                        His fat ass falls...
                        Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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                        • John Ashcroft
                          Veteran
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2127

                          #42
                          That's who it was! Jennifer Eccleston! She's my fav, hand's down!

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                          • John Ashcroft
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2127

                            #43

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                            • John Ashcroft
                              Veteran
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2127

                              #44
                              And after nose job...

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                              • John Ashcroft
                                Veteran
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 2127

                                #45


                                But I must admit, I prefer her pre-nose job.

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