very technical political science question

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
You should read your bullshit before you hit the 'Submit Reply' button...

This post is pathetic...

Please explain how anything in that post was inaccurate.

[lucky wilbury]

the was in high school. he played baseball as well

[Pink Spider]

In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.

Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.

No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p

[scorpioboy33]

he was a fuckin cheer leader...hahahaha!

[Big Train]

Without weapons, Bush by a landslide. Kerry would try to negotiate, pass a global test for all onlookers, pleading to the Canadiens and Germans in the crowd. Bush would walk straight up to him and punch him in the face. As short rasslin' bout later, Kerry would be done.

With weapons, Kerry. Especially in the duel scenario presented above, kerry would shoot him in the back, a technique he is proficient at...thrice!!

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Pink Spider
In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.

Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.

No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p

Sounds more like a food fight than a battle to the death!

[FORD]

Originally posted by Pink Spider
In my overactive imagination, they would battle to the death at ten paces with antique pistols at the suggestion of Zell Miller.

Shrub takes the first shot, hitting Kerry first. As Kerry goes down mortally wounded, he removes from his jacket pocket, a squeezable bottle of Heinz Ketchup and squirts Bush in the eye blinding him. Then he reaches into the other pocket, pulls out a bite sized twisty pretzel and throws it at a screaming Shrub, lodging it in his windpipe causing him to choke to death.

No one will win, but yet, no one will care. :p

I could see this scene in a Mel Brooks movie easily :D