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  • MAX
    Rotharmy Gladiator

    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 13001

    #31
    Oh, Judas Priest!
    Last edited by MAX; 10-20-2004, 03:57 AM.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    • John Kerry
      Roth Army Recruit
      • Oct 2004
      • 12

      #32
      Originally posted by MAX
      Judas Priest!
      Can I count on your vote? Did you know that I have three Purple Hearts?

      By the way, have you ever tried botox?

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      • Sean Hannity
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Oct 2004
        • 7

        #33
        Senator,

        I have A LOT of fucking questions for you?
        Three hours a day is all we ask

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        • John Kerry
          Roth Army Recruit
          • Oct 2004
          • 12

          #34
          Originally posted by Sean Hannity
          Senator,

          I have A LOT of fucking questions for you?
          Son, I have three Purple Hearts. That translates into "I don't have to answer any questions."

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          • Sean Hannity
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Oct 2004
            • 7

            #35
            Originally posted by John Kerry
            Son, I have three Purple Hearts. That translates into "I don't have to answer any questions."
            Senator,

            WHERE exactly are your medals? I could have sworn you tossed them over a certain fence when you were protesting many miles back with Hanoi Jane?
            Three hours a day is all we ask

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            • John Kerry
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Oct 2004
              • 12

              #36
              Originally posted by Sean Hannity
              Senator,

              WHERE exactly are your medals? I could have sworn you tossed them over a certain fence when you were protesting many miles back with Hanoi Jane?
              I have a plan! George W. Bush's plan is more of the same!

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              • Sean Hannity
                Roth Army Recruit
                • Oct 2004
                • 7

                #37
                Senator,

                Back when we were fighting "The Cold War" why did you oppose President Reagan on a Nuclear Arms Freeze, especially when we were winning?
                Last edited by Sean Hannity; 10-20-2004, 05:12 AM.
                Three hours a day is all we ask

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                • John Kerry
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 12

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Sean Hannity
                  Senator,

                  Back when we were fighting "The Cold War" why did you oppose Presidend Reagan on a Nuclear Arms Freeze, especially when we were winning?
                  I was for a Nuclear Freeze before I was against it.

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                  • Sean Hannity
                    Roth Army Recruit
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 7

                    #39
                    Senator,

                    In your nineteen years serving in The United States Senate, exactly what have you done and what in the fuck makes you feel that you deserve or even have the right to be the Commander in Chief?
                    Three hours a day is all we ask

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                    • John Kerry
                      Roth Army Recruit
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 12

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Sean Hannity
                      Senator,

                      In your nineteen years serving in The United States Senate, exactly what have you done and what in the fuck makes you feel that you deserve or even have the right to be the Commander in Chief?
                      The Republicans are trying to scare the blacks into not voting!

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                      • ODShowtime
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Jun 2004
                        • 5812

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Sean Hannity
                        Back when we were fighting "The Cold War" why did you oppose President Reagan on a Nuclear Arms Freeze, especially when we were winning?

                        Yeah, because it was so obvious on the Cold War Scorecard that the U.S. was up at the half!
                        gnaw on it

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                        • Cathedral
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6621

                          #42
                          LMMFAO @ the Hannity vs. Kerry debate. I couldn't have scripted a better exchange for the sake of parody.

                          Problem is, this is really no joking matter, but laughter eases the worried mind.

                          diamond den, If you spent a s much time looking for work as you do making avatars and posting in the morning, you'd be on your way to being a better man, husband, and father figure.

                          If I were Suzies ex-hubby, your ass would have been thoroughly kicked a few times by now.

                          I'd like to stick around and continue to box your jaws, but i have to go to work now. that means i have to go make money so my family doesn't want or need anything i cannot provide, it's called being a man.

                          LOSER!
                          Last edited by Cathedral; 10-20-2004, 09:36 AM.

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                          • Warham
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 14589

                            #43
                            Hmmm.

                            Kerry can't defend his 80's voting, no matter what he says.

                            The most damning thing on his record is his vote against Desert Storm. That mission had FULL U.N. approval, something Kerry says he needs for the U.S. to do anything across the globe, yet he STILL voted against it.

                            Shame on you, Senator Kerry, for being a flip-flopper to the Nth degree.

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                            • Sean Hannity
                              Roth Army Recruit
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 7

                              #44
                              Originally posted by John Kerry
                              The Republicans are trying to scare the blacks into not voting!

                              Senator,

                              You TELL me!!!! You name one Republican who's trying to supress the African American vote and I'll PERSONALLY toss them in jail on MY show!!!!!!

                              You're grasping at straws here. You are so desparate that you and you're ambulance chasing running mate are trying to scare people into voting for you.

                              A couple of cases in point. Scaring the younger voters about bringing back the draft. It's NOT going to happen!!!!! Scaring grandmas into believing that there will be no Social Security left as the big "January Surprise!"

                              Shutup and answer my questions SENATOR!!!!!!
                              Three hours a day is all we ask

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                              • John Kerry
                                Roth Army Recruit
                                • Oct 2004
                                • 12

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Sean Hannity
                                Senator,

                                You TELL me!!!! You name one Republican who's trying to supress the African American vote and I'll PERSONALLY toss them in jail on MY show!!!!!!

                                You're grasping at straws here. You are so desparate that you and you're ambulance chasing running mate are trying to scare people into voting for you.

                                A couple of cases in point. Scaring the younger voters about bringing back the draft. It's NOT going to happen!!!!! Scaring grandmas into believing that there will be no Social Security left as the big "January Surprise!"

                                Shutup and answer my questions SENATOR!!!!!!
                                Georgr Bush didn't have a plan to win the peace.

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