If I was still in college I would definitely come out of the closet

[John Ashcroft]

Hey, you know what the road to hell is paved with, don't ya?

[FORD]

You know, I'm not a Repubaphobe or anything, but you people really need to stop asking for Special Rights. You chose to be conservatives instead of normal like everybody else, so why should society change for you?

[FORD]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Why doesn't FORD ??

Well, let's see.....

I've never killed anybody. I don't steal. I don't lie. Haven't committed adultery in several years. Get along much better with my parents since I don't have to live with them. I don't pray to any other gods, and I wouldn't say I covet very much.

OK, I don't go to church very often, but I have my own ways of observing the Sabbath.

I'd say I'm doing pretty well

[FORD]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Hey, you know what the road to hell is paved with, don't ya?

Heat resistant concrete, I would imagine. I'll ask Satan next time he drops in.

[John Ashcroft]

Nope, try again...

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Hey, you know what the road to hell is paved with, don't ya?

Unbought stuffed animals ??

Liberals ??

Jesus impersonators ??



Good intentions...

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by John Ashcroft
Hey, you know what the road to hell is paved with, don't ya?

Well, there were 50,000 units of VHIII sold. Someone must have wanted them for someting.

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Jesus impersonators ??

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Yes. Just one....

Why do ye not keep My commandments?

Because i am a sinner like all mankind and because there isn't any true representation of Christ words in this day and age.
All the church is interested in these days is telling people what they want to hear to get into their wallet.

Our pastor quit after putting the congregation 4 Million in debt for a new building we didn't need nor could afford. But he told the desciples just weeks before it that if they didn't go out and bring people into the church he was leaving, and then he did just that.
And in the process left the church in such a situation that it cannot stand therefore putting all those who gave more than the required 10% out in the cold.

The church gave him a ranch with tons of land and a salary that would leave most corporate executives scratching their heads and considering a career change. Then he cut the church lose, took his bank account and left.

This has happened more than i can say and i am fed up with the whole sham.
i am left where i was before in working it all out for myself.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
You know, I'm not a Repubaphobe or anything, but you people really need to stop asking for Special Rights. You chose to be conservatives instead of normal like everybody else, so why should society change for you?

Now that's funny, we don't expect society to change for us. we are just trying to keep you from changing it any further for yourselves.
We are trying to preserve it the way it is supposed to be.

Abortion
Gay Rights (yeah, who's trying to change society again?, thank you)
Socialism

the list goes on and on and on and on......

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
Well, let's see.....

I've never killed anybody. I don't steal. I don't lie. Haven't committed adultery in several years. Get along much better with my parents since I don't have to live with them. I don't pray to any other gods, and I wouldn't say I covet very much.

OK, I don't go to church very often, but I have my own ways of observing the Sabbath.

I'd say I'm doing pretty well

But have you chosen the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior and live a life that is pleasing to him?
Are you telling us that your posting as Jesus is not a mockery to him?
Do you really think that is acceptable to him?

Man, you should know as well as anyone that being a good person will not get you into heaven. Hell will be full of good people that never turned their life over to him.
Remember, the only way to God is through his son Jesus Christ who died for your sins, you know, that stuff you are doing everytime you log in as Satan or Jesus.

I know you are smarter than that, the problem is your Liberal mind and it will come with a price.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Unbought stuffed animals ??

Awh!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by High Life Man
Why doesn't He do something about that hair first?

My Mom always said the same thing ...

"Nobody's going to believe You're the Son of God until You get a haircut!!"

Well, I guess in a way she was right... the Pharisees and Pilate didn't

BTW, how is it that Pilate hath an exercize program named after him? I only knew the man for a very short time, but from what I hath seen, he was what ye mortals would hath called a "couch potato"

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS


Jesus impersonators ??

Verily, there are far more Elvis impersonators than there are Me impersonators, My son

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Because i am a sinner like all mankind and because there isn't any true representation of Christ words in this day and age.
All the church is interested in these days is telling people what they want to hear to get into their wallet.

Our pastor quit after putting the congregation 4 Million in debt for a new building we didn't need nor could afford. But he told the desciples just weeks before it that if they didn't go out and bring people into the church he was leaving, and then he did just that.
And in the process left the church in such a situation that it cannot stand therefore putting all those who gave more than the required 10% out in the cold.

The church gave him a ranch with tons of land and a salary that would leave most corporate executives scratching their heads and considering a career change. Then he cut the church lose, took his bank account and left.

This has happened more than i can say and i am fed up with the whole sham.
i am left where i was before in working it all out for myself.

Verily, they hath learned nothing from the Scriptures

My Father's house is still being used as a den of thieves. Guess which warmer climate thy pastor is destined for?

My only question is why did they let him spend 4 million dollars before they knew it was a problem? What part of "sell thy belongings and give the money to the poor" do they not understand?