The Great Debate

[Lqskdiver]

Ahh, smaz, I don't know your level of tech knowledge, but there are ways around it. As I'm sure Dave has displayed once or twice, most likely at the office.

Now back to this debate....Elvis, YOU also take FORD too seriously, dude. You gotta step back and laugh at the method to his madness. It's the only way you can remain safe in knowing you ain't crazy.

Oh, and McCarren, this thread is more of a therapedic use, a cyber electric shock so to say. If we are to "exorcize" these personalities from FORD, he must be made to confront them and quite possibly actively engage them in conversation. Only then can we determine who the dominant personality is. Just call me Sigmuend Fucking Freud!!

Well, tomorrow we can have our first session, err, I mean debate. If all agree to it. I will conduct the question and answer to the three candidates. The rules are simple:

1. In order to keep this thing civil, only I can ask the candidates the questions.

2. During the answer part each candidate will have an opportunity to respond to the question.

3. If at any point, the candidates feels the need to address the other, IT IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED.

4. Other members of the forum can comment during the q & a, but they are not allowed to confront the candidates.

That's it...relatively simple. Now, this debate will kick off tomorrow night at 8 pm Eastern. (For those of you in the pacific you might not catch it, but instead might catch the World Series....just kidding.) It will be held over a three night period and will include general topics dealing with foreign policy, domestic issues, and the current war. And please, there is no need to mention that Dick Cheney's daughter is a lesbian. We know, as it has been the topic for last week and last night's skit on SNL.

Note:
You might ask why I chose tomorrow night instead of the morning or afternoon when these forums are more active...well, like I said, my profession does not allow me the time to partake in these threads during the day. I'm too busy being a PRODUCTIVE REPUBLICAN!

Besides...I'M NOTHING BUT PRIME TIME, BABY!!

:D

So, if everyone will agree to the rules, tomorrow night we can begin this HISTORIC event and hopefully learn more about what makes a liberal tick.

[McCarrens]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver



Oh, and McCarren, this thread is more of a therapedic use, a cyber electric shock so to say. If we are to "exorcize" these personalities from FORD, he must be made to confront them and quite possibly actively engage them in conversation. Only then can we determine who the dominant personality is. Just call me Sigmuend Fucking Freud!!

True, true...

[Lqskdiver]

Oh, yeah, in the meantime I will be soliciting advertiser's for air time during the debates. Hey, I wouldn't be a Republican if I wasn't profiting from these debates. My skills know no known bounds!!

I got Kellogg, Brown and Root (KBR) interested in doing a couple of spots already. Incidently, they are also subsidiaries of Haliburton. :D

[Lqskdiver]

We still await His Holiness' appearance and agreement to this debate. I'm sure he's an early riser and all, so I should expect to hear from him tomorrow.

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by McCarrens
Everyone, Ford has a serious mental illness. That, or he is just a lonely little man who likes to get attention online by coming up with all these wild theories and multiple personalities.

I love how you guys get all proud of yourselves for figuring out FORD's aliases. Like you're all a bunch of fucking Perry Masons or something.

Did you ever think maybe it's just a fun and different thing to do to stir up the pot?

[McCarrens]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
I love how you guys get all proud of yourselves for figuring out FORD's aliases. Like you're all a bunch of fucking Perry Masons or something.

Did you ever think maybe it's just a fun and different thing to do to stir up the pot?

With that attitude, he's never going to get any better.

[Jesus Christ]

Good morning, My children

The Savior is "in da house" as the modern poets of thy streets would say.

[Lqskdiver]

Well, we ran late because of FEAR FACTOR...hey, Rogan Rules!

So, let's get started!!

There is no time limit to answer this question as I realize, it might be difficult to get all participants in here at the same time. Studio audience feel free to comment, but you cannot talk to the participant during the debate.

So, here is the first question. The topic is foreign affairs and the order of answering will be Satan, FORD, then the Almighty. And to answer your question...yes, I am biased!


"Satan, recently, it was announcede that Ariel Sharon, a hardline Likud party member, is proposing that Jewish settlers relocate from the Gaza strip in order to further the peace process.

Do believe Sharon has the best intentions on retreating from the Gaza strip and if so, what can he do that the late Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin could not...besides not getting killed."

[Satan]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
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"Satan, recently, it was announcede that Ariel Sharon, a hardline Likud party member, is proposing that Jewish settlers relocate from the Gaza strip in order to further the peace process.

Do believe Sharon has the best intentions on retreating from the Gaza strip and if so, what can he do that the late Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin could not...besides not getting killed."

First of all, I don't believe Sharon has any real intentions of retreating from Gaza. It's a trick. That fucker's so sneaky I almost respect him. But I still have his eternal destination ready for him :D

Look for Sharon & Mossad to use their Hamas puppets to create such a mess over there that the IDF will just HAVE to stick around.... uh, strictly in the interests of "peace", naturally.

[FORD]

I agree with Satan that there will be no peace possible with Sharon in charge, but I share no admiration for his sneakiness.

The man is a murdering butchering terrorist shitball, period.

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by FORD

Elvis, go fuck yourself!!

Shame shame.

[Jesus Christ]

Zechariah 12
1 The burden of the word of the LORD for Israel, saith the LORD, which stretcheth forth the heavens, and layeth the foundation of the earth, and formeth the spirit of man within him.
2 Behold, I will make Jerusalem a cup of trembling unto all the people round about, when they shall be in the siege both against Judah and against Jerusalem.
3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
4 In that day, saith the LORD, I will smite every horse with astonishment, and his rider with madness: and I will open mine eyes upon the house of Judah, and will smite every horse of the people with blindness.
5 And the governors of Judah shall say in their heart, The inhabitants of Jerusalem shall be my strength in the LORD of hosts their God.
6 In that day will I make the governors of Judah like an hearth of fire among the wood, and like a torch of fire in a sheaf; and they shall devour all the people round about, on the right hand and on the left: and Jerusalem shall be inhabited again in her own place, even in Jerusalem.
7 The LORD also shall save the tents of Judah first, that the glory of the house of David and the glory of the inhabitants of Jerusalem do not magnify themselves against Judah.
8 In that day shall the LORD defend the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and he that is feeble among them at that day shall be as David; and the house of David shall be as God, as the angel of the LORD before them.
9 And it shall come to pass in that day, that I will seek to destroy all the nations that come against Jerusalem.
10 And I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they shall look upon Me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn for him, as one mourneth for his only son, and shall be in bitterness for him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn.
11 In that day shall there be a great mourning in Jerusalem, as the mourning of Hadadrimmon in the valley of Megiddon.
12 And the land shall mourn, every family apart; the family of the house of David apart, and their wives apart; the family of the house of Nathan apart, and their wives apart;
13 The family of the house of Levi apart, and their wives apart; the family of Shimei apart, and their wives apart;
14 All the families that remain, every family apart, and their wives apart.

[ELVIS]

Yeah...

FORD likes to pretend he's a christian too...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yeah...

FORD likes to pretend he's a christian too...

Gregory, thou art judging again

[Lqskdiver]

Satan, how do you feel about JC's response and do you feel you would benefit from this mentality?






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