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They serve as a phallic symbol to make you feel better about your tiny yellow tinkler.
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14. Much easier to write songs on than drums.Comment
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Playing keeps me sane...
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16. "I love the smell of nitrocellulose lacquer in the morning.."
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17. 'Eruption' just doesn't sound the same on mandolin.Comment
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18. You don't have to wear a condom to fuck around with a guitar. They don't produce little baby guitars but they do give you G.A.S (Gear Acquisition Syndrom)!!!"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”Comment
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19. Each has their very own 'soul'."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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20. No matter how long you neglect it, it always takes you back."Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
"No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
"Fuck you, Fluffy."
"No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
"I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
"You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
"Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
"Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
"N--- yeah."Comment
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21. They look just as good as pinups in magazinesRoth Army Militia
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Did I ever hurt you in any way? If I did, then hear my apology: FUCK YOU!Comment
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22. You can make them look or work better without them complaining....
You can't cut off the neck of a woman without them complaining....ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper GoreComment
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23. You can have more than one without the other getting jealousRoth Army MilitiaComment
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Nobody ever got laid because they played the accordian well.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Ive never tried to 69 with my guitar, whats it like, CATO ??
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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They help me to act like I'm 18 years old. Instead of getting pissed off about it.It's a shame that families should be torn apart by something as simple as....wild dogsComment
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They make good investments if you get the right vintage guitar...Comment
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