Do Marshall amps make you horny?

**Panamark** · 03-10-2005, 06:45 AM

My Slanted CAB is wearing a sexy silver dress with gold trim at the moment.. :p

Oh, and that ohm selector on the back of the head.....

Excuse me, I need to take a cold shower now...

**Hardrock69** · 03-10-2005, 11:06 AM

What the fuck? Where did my Cindy Crawford pic go? I did not edit it out!!!!

Goddammit.....it musta been lost in the database crash.....

Looks like I will haveta upload it again when I get home tonight....

**Cathedral** · 03-10-2005, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by BrownSound1
A Soldano is just a Marshall with a boob job.

Hey, boob jobs are ok in my book if done conservatively.

**Seshmeister** · 03-10-2005, 08:15 PM

I'd rather have sex with Panamark than use a Peavey Bandit.

Worst amps in the world.

It's the hope that if you twiddle the 20 knobs that eventually you will get a good sound that makes them so fustrating.

A shit sounding amp is one thing but with a Peavey you have so many options you think that one of these fucking settings must make it not sound shit but it's impossible.

Sorry end of rant.

It's just that most of the rehearsal rooms here had Peavey Bandits and I hate them.

Cheers!

**Hardrock69** · 03-11-2005, 12:33 AM

Uhhh...yoo mean SLEEVEY amps?

**Hardrock69** · 03-11-2005, 01:13 AM

Ok peeps here is CINDY THE MAGNIFICENT!!!!

Awww....to heck with the GURRRLLLL.....

I WANT THE MARSHALL STACK, THE POSTER OF JIMI AND THE WEED MAAAAAAN....

**Hardrock69** · 03-11-2005, 01:24 AM

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! IT WORKED!!!!!

Gee I hope it stays there for awhile!!!!

Okay now Cindy...come over here and kneel......

**Nitro Express** · 03-11-2005, 02:10 AM

The only amp with a lot of knobs worth having is a Marshall Tripple Super Lead.

My 1987 reissue sounds good nomatter where the knobs are set, just got to tweak the EQ to dial in the sweet spots but a two year old can fuck with the knobs and it still has a good base sound.

Mr. Spock could fiddle with a Peavey for a month and not find anything good.

**Nitro Express** · 03-11-2005, 02:12 AM

I kinda found out the Peavey EVH 5150 II was basically a large and loud Peavey Bandit. Not even Eddie sounded good playing that thing. Buzzy, hissy, and just cold hard distortion. No Marshall warmth whatsoever. A Marshall makes me hard and horny, Peavey makes my dick react like it's been dunked in ice cold water.

**Panamark** · 03-11-2005, 03:06 AM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I'd rather have sex with Panamark than use a Peavey Bandit.

Crikies !! the odds are stacked against me !! :eek:

**Nitro Express** · 03-11-2005, 04:57 PM

LOL! Marshall=Van Halen; Peavey=Van Hagar. It all comes down to two simple equations doesn't it? LOL!