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  • Mr Grimsdale
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 9510

    #16
    GAR is the one on the left.
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #17
      I wouldn't pay 5 cents for that senseless waste of wood.
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • GAR
        Banned
        • Jan 2004
        • 10881

        #18
        Originally posted by Big Troubles
        Im sure it plays nice, though. But then again, so do bag pipes.
        This is just some fan's "Art Guitar" - it doesn't actually play, you can tell by holding a ruler OR PENCIL UP TO YOUR SCREEN AND YOU WILL SEE THIS NECK IS OFF-CENTER.

        These two asscrabs went to see Sammy Hagar in Cabo San Lucas, they're sitting outside Cabo and you'll notice the drinks by their ass.

        .. along with a big foam Sammy #1 finger they share as a sexual extraction tool.

        They brought that foam thing, and the thing with strings, on the plane with them all the way from the USA.

        They are both on the Sammy Hagar Mailing List.

        I AM NOT THE ON ON THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #19
          the derty hoore what took tha pic



          SHE is the AntiHITCH™

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          • Cathedral
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6621

            #20
            She's cute.....but too young.

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10881

              #21
              escuse me?

              That's Angie Wankitfuerya, she's like 50.

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #22
                Cat is 99...

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #23
                  LMAO ! Ah well, we know that his reproduction systems still work
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #24
                    Is Angie Wankitfuerya a Hagar fan ? She doesnt look big enough ??
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • Cathedral
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6621

                      #25
                      Hey man, I have a thing for older women and their experience is second to none. they don't play head games, they have their own money, they have sown all their wild oats and are ready for something genuine at 50.

                      Of course mature women who don't and haven't taken care of themselves aren't very attractive.....There are some very nice looking mature women in this world that have never had their world rocked, Cat-style, lol...

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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10881

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Panamark
                        Is Angie Wankitfuerya a Hagar fan ? She doesnt look big enough ??
                        She helps manage the Sammy Hagar mailing list on Yahoo Groups, and does Mona the bass players website.

                        Mona's website looks shittier than my cats' unattended crapbox. http://www.pinkvoodoo.com

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #27
                          Angie, angie, when will Spam hagar disappear?
                          Angie, angie, where will it lead us from here?
                          With no meaning in their songs and no rockin for our souls
                          You can’t say we’re satisfied

                          But angie, I still love you, baby
                          But aint it time Spam said Goodbye ?


                          Join the Roth'n'Roll Army, woman !!
                          There is still time...
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • GAR
                            Banned
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 10881

                            #28
                            I wonder what Angie, BoDean and Paula think of their hero, Hagar, after all this Up For Breakfast flak?

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                            • Cathedral
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6621

                              #29
                              Spammy only serves to "Bring my Breakfast back up", nuff said...

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                              • BlimpyCHIMP™
                                Banned
                                • May 2004
                                • 637

                                #30
                                THAT GUITAR THOSE TWO TURDS ARE HOLDING LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL PIECE OF FUCKING UNPLAYBLE SHIT

                                THEY SHOULD ANNHILATE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ON PRINCIPLE THAT THEY'RE JUST GONNA GO HOME AND FUCK AND BREED MORE FUCKING JACKASSES LIKE THEMSELVES

                                THEN THE WORLD WILL BE FULL OF SHITTY INTELLECTS WHO THINK A PLANK OF ROTTEN GARBAGE LIKE THIS THING THAT ASSWIPE IS HOLDING HAS SOME KIND OF VALUE

                                IF I WAS SAMMY I WOULD SIGN THE BITCHES BIG DUMB CHICLETA TEETH THEN BREAK THE GUITAR NECK OVER THE DUDES JAW WHACK. LIKE THAT AND THEN STUFF IT UP HIS BIG BROWN ARSE

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